1Disclaimer: I do not own Sailormoon or Dragonball Z. But if you take a cartoon character and change their personality and their life do you own them then. Just wondering! Oh yeah this is my first fanfic so go easy!

": achoo::achoo::cough::cough: Darien! Darien! DARIEN!" yelled Queen Serena. She was in bed with the flu. Her blue eyes had bags under them and her golden silky hair blond hair was a frizzy tangled mess. ''Oh why did I give the servants the week off!" Serena half cried half wined.

"Because that was 2 days ago when you weren't sick" said King Darien matter -o- factly. His blue eyes staring at his sick wife. He ran his fingers threw his black and said ''I told you not to go jogging in the rain, but nooooo you just have to keep in shape."

"Wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! You just want me to get fat don't you! Wwwwaaaaaahhhh!" cried Serena. Darien was taken back. She hadn't cried like that since she was 16. Then he knew she really was sick.

"Honey its ok. Don't cry. Oh come on meatball head"said Darien as he walked up to Serena and put his arms around her.

"You jerk!" she said as she snuggled in his arms. ''How are the scouts?"

"Their on vacation remember. They went to visit earth with Goku and the others. They said they needed a little R&R" answered Darien.

"Oh yeah! Why! Why! Why! Its not fair!"yelled Serena

"Stop wining Serena. Geeze don't be such a baby" said Darien

"So you're saying that this whole castle is empty except for me, you , Luna, Artemis, Diana, and-----"she was cut off by a certain little girl.

"Mama! Papa!"she said as she burst in to the room. ''Luna, Artemis, and Diana went to earth."

"What!" yelled Serena and Darien.

"They left about 5 minutes ago."said the little girl.

"Oh man now what to do! Luna was supposed to take care of me. Oh well that's more work for you to do." said Serena as she looked up at Darien.

"What! Why me!"asked Darien

"You're the only adult Papa" said th girl.

"You're 13 why don't you help you're mother?" said Darien

"Sorry honey I chose you. Now everyone please leave so I can sleep." said Serena

"Ok honey" Darien said as he got up and walked over to his daughter. ''Come one Rini."

Yes, their daughter's name was Rini. Rini was different from her parents. For starters she had pink hair not blond or black, and her eyes were red not blue. None the less she still had her mother's looks and her father's brains.

"Now what Papa?" asked Rini

"Is James still here?" asked Darien

"Yes." said Rini

"Then go play with him." said Darien

"Ok" said Rini as she ran off to find her best friend James. James was 15 and an orphan. He had light blond hair and blue green eyes. All the girls said he was really cute but to Rini he was just some boy she lived with. Her parents did not like him very much. They think because she grew up with him they will want to get married. To Rini that's utterly impossible but to her parents it might shame their family. Of course they fail to mention that they weren't supposed to get married either.

Rini - "Hey James. What's up?"

James - " Hey Rini. I'm bored want to watch a show with me?"

Rini -"Sure, what is it?"

James-"Victoria secret fashion show!"

Rini- "You mean the one with Calvin Cline in it?"

James -:shudder: " Yeah."

Rini -"On ward to the theater room!"

James-"Ok just don't drool over Tom Welling."

Rini- "As long as you don't go crazy over Tayra Banks."

Rini /James-"DEAL!"

One Hour Later

James-"Tayra Banks in a push up bra and a thong. My dreams have come true!"

Rini-"Tom Welling in briefs. I have seen god!

Chapter Ended

That's it till the next chapter.

Let me fill you in though: Rini goes on code red and James and Darien have to help her.

James makes a wise crack and pays the ultimate price.

Luke- How come I'm not in this one?

Rini- Because in this story we never met.

Gohan -You mean we never went out! At all!

Mistress Mewa- That's going to be reveled later.

James- Is that good? You people read and review!

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