The Prank War
It all started with a random black lace teddy and black lace thong strategically placed in Dean Ambrose locker. Jessica and Roxy had overheard a conversation between Dean and his girlfriend Kensie about how much he had loved the smell of her perfume. So, Jessica decided it would be hilarious if they bought this nightie at Victoria Secret and just randomly placed it in Dean's locker. Just to see what the reaction would be when he pulled it out in front of damn near everyone in there. She made sure Kensie was out of town working at the time so it didn't cause a big huge fight with her.
She made sure it was well sprayed so it would make the whole locker room smell like perfume. Roxy had bought a bottle of Christina Agularia's Royal Desire perfume which happened to be one of his favorite scents on his women. Roxy shared a story about Jon Moxley getting women's lingerie as gifts all the time from random females. It also just happened to be one of the frequently used perfume scents around the Divas of Destruction too. Jessica delivered the lingerie while Dean was in the shower. She was actually quite surprised at how easily she crept in and out of the Men's locker room without anyone seeing or questioning her. She didn't even see security around. She must've inadvertently timed it with the shift change. Hell, she expected to at least run into one of the other Superstars back there. She had a story all set to tell the first person who said "You're not supposed to be in here." She was on a mission to deliver a secret gift to Dean and nobody was supposed to know about it.
Maybe it was a blessing because she really didn't want to see anyone back there naked unless it was Randy Orton or possibly John Cena. That wouldn't exactly suck to see. Jessica got a wicked smile on her face. She did a quick check to make sure nobody was coming still and took out the bottle of perfume from her pocket and proceeded to spray the clean clothes Dean had laying out on top of his bag. She then quickly disposed of the evidence in the trash can under some rather nasty garbage nobody would dare to look under for the evidence. She kept a close ear out to listen for when the shower water went off cuz that meant someone was coming her way. She could also hear someone singing in the shower and it was quite comical. If she had balls, she'd dare to sneak back to see who was singing, but she didn't want to risk being caught hanging in the men's locker room. That would be awkward. So, she snuck back out the door.
As a matter of fact, all three Shield members came out of the shower room at the same time. The perfume instantly hit them in the face as soon as they walked by Dean's locker.
Seth: "What the hell? Why does it smell so strong of women's perfume over here?"
Dean: "Is that what that is? I thought it was one of you coming out of the shower."
Roman: "No. That is women's perfume and it is all over your locker space."
Dean: "Wait a minute."
He takes a deep breath and is almost bowled over by the smell.
Dean: "I've smelled that perfume before. It's not as strong on the woman though."
Seth: "Kensie maybe?"
Dean: "No. That's not Kenzie's perfume. I've smelled that on one of the D.O.D's in training before. It was fainter though. That smells like a bottle broke in here. Maybe security found a wandering fan girl who lost a bottle and it broke."
Roman: "More like a wandering Ambrose girl. My stuff doesn't smell like it."
Seth: "Neither does mine. Why would the Divas of Destruction go to all that trouble to make the men's locker room smell like perfume? Women don't come in here for any reason unless it's during a promo and usually we're all dressed."