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Flight Of Kutcher's Looks
"AVADA KADAVRA!"
We interrupt this storyline for a dumber one…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" bellowed Harry as he somehow screamed even though the spell that Dumbledore cast did not wear off yet… oh yeah, it wears off in this version flipping through script sound.
Harry runs towards Snape, and yells, "DIE BASTARD! AVADA K—"
"WAIT! I just want you to know," said Snape as he stretched his skin horribly out of proportion, "THAT YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!" says Ashton Kutcher, as the mask came off.
"HELL YEAH WE PUNK'D YOU GOOD!" yelled the REAL Snape as he came out of the bushes pulling off an unneeded Ashton Kutcher mask because he could've used an equally useless polyjuice potion.
"Yeah Harry, we very punk'd you goodly…or something." Said a snickering Malfoy.
"B-b-but, I saw that American person curse Dumbledore!" said a horrified Harry.
Ashton walks towards Dumbledore's "dead" body and explained, " You see, he's actually alive, I just pretended to use the killing curse by saying an incantation that sounded like the real one."
"BUT YOU SAID AVADA KEDAVRA!" exasperated Harry, all grief disappearing from his mind, while disgust of Ashton's stupidity appears in place of it.
"That's not the real incantation! RIGHT SNA—"
"YOU FCIN' DUMBASS!" bellows Snape.
"ABRA KADABRA IS THE KILLING CUR—"
"NO IT IS NOT! THAT WAS THE FAKE ONE!"
"Oh... well"
"Come on, Malfoy, let's run away like in the original script flipping through script noise again. Potter, resume grieving or it's a bamillion points from Gryffindor! In fact, A BAMILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!"
And with that evil sentence, Harry cries.
-Heaven…-
"Hey, yo Slythy. Didja feel that? It felt like hundreds of points being trampled by a bamillion points deducted by Severus Snape from Gryffindor!" said Godric Gryffindor.
"Whatever."
-Back to Earth…-
"MUGGLES CANNOT FIND HOGWARTS AND THAT CAMERA CREW COULDN'T OF RECORDED THAT HARRY!" yelled Hermione.
"Well the important thing is Dumbledore's dead, making for another exciting book, making J.K. Rowling richer than creamy chocolate with lots of money!" said Ron.
"Fine." said Hermione.
Now back to the original storyline, already in session…
…peace left to enjoy with Ron and Hermione.