[Editor [Lil-Riter] 's note: My little brother, Zat Bloke, Doesn't do author notes, so I thought, what the heck! sabotage time! I love him enough that I'm going to post this, but the entire story has had a makeover, excepting the parts he felt were nescessary (did I spell that right?) and those parts, unfortunantly, included the undescribably obscene use of my original character, Takara Isoda. I allowed advertising of this story on my story, so I'm advertising my story on this story. READ BLUE EYES!!!!! BY LIL-RITER!!!!! this short story takes place right after chapter seven of mine. lets see. . . R&R! this is his first fic, be gentle. ummmm. . . Disclaimer: Zat Bloke doesn't own ANYTHING, which includes Kaiba, Yugi, and especially Takara. I doubt he even owns the ninjas here!]

"Hello? Oh hi Yugi...you want me to head over? Sure right away..." Seto called for his limo and head over to Yugi's house. As he got to the front steps, he heard hushed whispering. . . When he turned to look, the whispering stopped. Nobody answered the door. Seto felt that there was something wrong and rammed the door down with his shoulder and raced up to Yugi's bedroom. He found Yugi tied up in a chair. Kaiba ripped the tape off of Yugi's mouth. [LR y is he bien so nice?] As soon as he did, the short boy yelled, "Seto, ITS A TRAP!!!!" Kaiba turned around quickly and found a band of ninjas surrounding him. "Oh yeah, you're in trouble now Mr. Ninjas. [L-R: he wouldn't say something that stupid!] I took Kung-Fu this summer," he said, and leapt into a stance. "AIYA!!!!!!!" Hep leapt up and struck out with his leg. His target nimbly dodged it and grabbed Kaiba's foot, throwing him onto the ground. Kaiba jumped up once more [Lil-Riter: how the heck did he do that? he's not supposedly an expierenced fighter, and he should have torn something by now!] and punched ferociously at the ninja. The ninja grabbed his arm and the rest of them ran forward to start beating him. "AHH!! " cried Kaiba when they let go. Then as he stood up his, hair turned green and eyes blazed red. "You did it now Mr. Ninja" said Kaiba coolly.

He jumped up and swung with his leg, striking a ninja's temple. He was out cold. Kaiba flew forward and attacked another ninja's stomach. "AIYA!!!" he cried, and swung his briefcase at them. A ninja pulled out a knife, slashing kaiba's hand. "AHH!!!" screamed Kaiba and blindly thrust his hand into the guys balls (Z-B: poor guy) and thrust up (Z-B: AAAAHHHHHH!!) the guy fell over moaning. Kaiba picked up the knife dropped by its former owner. He stabbed at the ninja's head, missing and grazed it. The ninja cried aloud. The ninja kicked the knife out the window. Ignoring their injuries they continued in mortal combat. [L-R: wow, this storie's awesome, bro!] (Z-B: I know. Isn't it?)[I thot I was sarcastic enough...] They threw chairs at one another. The ninja ran outside, and stood there panting. Kaiba took a deep breath before heading outside. They fought heavily in the middle of the street. They used everything they got, broken beer bottles, shards of glass, guns...wait a minute??? [L-R: NINJAS DON'T USE GUNS, DOPE!] (ZB: HERE THEY DO, OKAY?!!) Yes guns...the ninja drew a Deagle, threatening to blow Kaiba's brains out. The millionare did what he was told and dropped his bottle. "HA!!! I lied!!!" the ninja screamed and pulled the trigger...

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"DAMMIT!" the ninja cried. "JAMMED!" Kaiba swiftly kicked the pistol out and jumped up [?] kicking the mans head. The man pulled out an extra... an M4 Carbine..(ZB: har har...its my story he has what the hell I want him to have, kay sis?. . . but lets just say he was hiding it in his pants) and sprayed the rifle around. He paused momentarily to check if he shot Kaiba. .[idiot] (shut up!) . .nope. He continued to blaze the gun, Kaiba danced around trying to evade the bullets . . . the ninja now stopped realizing he didnt bring any extra clips. He checked his ammo and realized he only had three shots left. He took careful aim at Kaiba (who was now cowering behind a fire hydrant). He squeezed the trigger shooting Kaiba's foot. He shot again hitting the arm. He said, "I hated you since the beginning you prat," and removed his mask....IT WAS JOEY!!!!! [wat?!! JOEY?!!] (shut up! it's MY story!) [I took the liberty of commentary!] (You're messing up my story!) [No, YOU'RE messing up MY story!] He took a final aim at the head of the rich boy....WHAM Takara came crashing down on Joey and pinned him to the cement. She spat on him and said, "I dont believe you." [If you thought THAT was obscene, wait what's next. . .] Kaiba just gazed dazily at his scantily clad sister, (who was wearing a silver bikini and head gear, and a combat knife on her hip) [taken from page 53 of PSM mag. July 2004 swimsuit edition...] (you're a prat.) [I don't care.] "What?" said Takara. "You hadn't bothered to ask what I have been doing before I moved to Domino, have you?"

::lights out end of Bloke's Great Story ::

Lil-Riter: ::claps hands:: Very good, little bro!! good job! [I still didn't like what you did with Takara. . .]

Zat Bloke: ::gasps horrifiedly at the added commentary:: If only you would shut up! You ruined it!

Lil-Riter: What? kay fine. People of the world. I announce that the next chapter in this series will be the original with no commentary!

Zat Bloke: Good.

Lik-Riter: ::ignores:: but it will take a week or more due to taking away all the commentary process taking too long...

Zat Bloke: grrrr

Lil-Riter: Watever.