I'm sick of disclaimers. I don't own Flame of Recca, but I will someday when I achieve world domination. So there. You can have a piece of anybody else for a price, but Raiha's MINE.

Uruha Nightmares

These are simply the nightmares of the Uruha. Or what I think they'd be. I've labeled them, but you can cover the names and guess if you like. I've done my best to make them as typical as possible. Enjoy!

-Ikazuchi-chan

Mikoto:

'I'm standing in a field. Grass. Ick. I HATE grass. It's got life. You wanna give me a plant, you give me poison ivy. Or Mokuren. Now THAT'S a plant. Oh my gosh... I don't believe it. What ARE those things? Aaaahhhh... No... DON'T DO THIS TO ME! Fluffypinkbunnyrabbits Aaaahhhh... NO NOT THE BUNNIES! Fluffypinkbunnyrabbits... thrashes around'

Neon:

'Visitors, Kurei-sama? Yes, I'll go get them immediately. At the front door, now? Right, I'll bring them straight to your room. Ohaiyo gozaimasu! Hmmm... the girl over there looks familiar... very familiar... now where have I seen her before? Oh, you'd like to see Kurei-sama? Right this way, please. I don't have a good feeling about this. There's just SOMETHING about this girl. Oh, what's your name, miss? Kureinai...? You've got to be kidding. You... you haven't seen Kurei-sama for a long time, and you miss him? Hai, hai, I... I understand. This can't be. What's she doing here? She should be dead! Nooooo...'

Kirin:

'But Rasen, I can't watch Baywatch! I just can't!'

Genjuro:

'Not another wrinkle!'

Noroi:

'Not the flying coffins again! I tell you, my time isn't up yet! Okay fine, so it was long ago... Nooooo... not the coffins!"

Joker:

'What do you mean, you threw out all my hats, Neon-han? And my clothes? My fashion sense wasn't THAT bad. And how am I going to cover my eyes now? And all my baggy clothes... NO, they're not for hiding the fact that I'm skinny. Neon-han, wait! That's my favourite baseball cap! What do you mean, you're going to get a new wardrobe for me? But I LIKE my clothes the way they are...'

Kirito:

'It's broken! The Rinne! Now let's see... how old am I, hmmm? Eeps! No way... I looks like Genjuro's wife! I knew I should have died at the hands of the long-haired man and that little boy.'

Aoi:

'Great. So I'm going to an all-girls university. What about my social life?'

Kamui:

'No, Kurei-sama, PLEASE. Don't make me work in an office as a secretary... think of all the ADULTS. And all the women... please, no!

Gaoh:

'Willy Wonka's is closing down?'

Soukakusai:

'Nooooo... a boy scout camp... what about the girls...'

Mokuren:

'Cow... goat... horse... Aaaahhhh... not the herbivores!'

Kurei:

'Argh. Why do I keep seeing all these 'War of the Clones' posters EVERYWHERE?'

Raiha:

'But... Fuuko-san? What's that ring on your third finger? Oh, you're engaged to Domon-san... congratulations! I... I can't tell you how... happy I am for you! Oh no, I don't mind, not at all. Do... do invite me to the wedding. Yes, bye then... DAMN.'

Yes, that's all. I do hope it was okay... but still. It's only my third fanfic. Okay fine, so not exactly a FIC. And I'm young. I've got time.