You would think that in becoming a Starfleet crew member I would at least gain some peace and quiet. I mean, Chekov is behaving like a kid, and Sulu is not that much better. Then there's Uhura, who I'm sure must be trying to form a relationship with Spock who is out of his mind. Then there is Jim, who alongside Scotty is probably the sanest one of the lot. Most of the time, however, it's just battles and battles and more battles and I'm in sickbay trying to clean up the goddamn mess. This is the story of how I came to be here and also the recent events that have unfolded.