KamuNobu & OkiKagu (with other Gintama pairings in the future, maybe?).
Warning: oocness / i might crack your Otp, or ruined the so wonderful series Gintama. Sorry in advance. *bow*
PROLOGUE: (just to show how they'll interact with each other)
It was morning and homeroom period but as usual their 'sensei' Ginpachi-sensei was missing or should we say late. Everyone in the class was used to it, since sometimes he would just enter the room when there were only 15 minutes remaining.
''Zup! Everyone!'' a student with vermilion red hair and swirled glasses greeted, it was Kagura.
On her way to her desk, the 'pretending asleep' Sougo with a red mask on his eyes suddenly put his foot on her way tripping her.
*thud* Lying on the floor, she then heard an evil smirk sound coming from the person who made her fell.
She quickly raised her body as she approached him then grabbing his polo ''kono! Sadist! What was that for?!'' she yelled.
''Are, China don't shout so early in the morning'' he deadpanned removing his mask
She pulled his polo closer, their face were inches away as the vein popped on her face ''Huhh? Are you messing with me? You stupid sadist!''
''Good Morning~'' a lively voice from another late comer student, it was Kamui, kagura's brother. He had a bright smile on his face, as always.
Not bothering with her brother's entrance, the two continued glaring with each other,
''You want a fight China?'' Sougo smirked
''Bring it on Sadi-''
Her words were interrupted when Kamui suddenly swung his arm on the middle of Kagura and Sougo's face separating the two.
''Hmm, ~ what's wrong here Kagura-chan? ~'' Kamui asked not removing his smile as a mini vein popped on the lower part of his cheek.
Kagura tilted her swirled glasses with her forefinger ''Nothing Aniki, I'm just informing this Sadist that he'll die later.''
''That's good to hear then, neh''
''Now, that was really rude Nii-san'' Sougo uttered with his bored face and tone while placing his hands at the back of his head.
Kagura grinned at Sougo, crossing her arms as she went to her desk.
''Tch.'' Sougo groaned, his eyes were following her. Kagura's seat was beside the window; on her right was Nobume who was busy eating her donuts.
Sougo noticed Nobume then let out a smirk.
''Nobume,'' he called catching her attention. As usual she glanced with an expressionless face upon hearing her name.
''Nii-san said he wanted to sea-'' Sougo planned on teasing Kamui again but wasn't able to finish since he was quickly knocked by Kamui whose sit was just on his front.
''Ahahah~'' Kamui laughed, a fake-sounded one facing Sougo who he just smacked with his fist then glancing at his sister with a smile ''Ne, Kagura-chan, be sure to kill this guy later. ~''
Kagura did not answer instead she looked at Nobume ''what happened Nobu-chan?'' she asked.
Nobume shrugged her shoulders. She wasn't listening at Sougo and definitely had also no idea what just happened. As long as she got her donuts with her, then she's satisfied.
''Hmm'' clueless, Kagura swallowed her sukonbu. Whatever.
''Nii-san... I'm just kidding.'' Sougo murmured raising his hand
''Oh?~'' placing his hand on Sougo's head, he patted it hardly with a face that shows the intent to kill him if Sougo teased again.
''Nah.. That's enough Nii-san'' he sluggishly removed Kamui's hand.
Kamui then turned back leaning on his chair as he placed a book on his face deciding to take his morning nap. Sougo did the same. They're both fond of napping every morning after they arrived in the room.
The class continued on what they always do,
Nobume eating donuts,
Kagura munching her sukonbu,
Otae having a chitchat with Kyubei while violently smacking the 'always-approaching Kondo' away,
Katzura pretending a good and studious student when in fact he was just secretly scribbling a plan to take over the student council,
Hijikata playing his mayo-shape ballpen while idiotly blush as he repeatedly gave a quick glance at Mitsuba who was listening to Otae and Kyubei's conversation,
Sougo and Kamui sleeping soundly and Shinpachi who was just scanning his surroundings.
They continued and didn't notice that it was almost Ginpachi sensei's time arrival...
''Kora! Everyone, stand up, Aniki...uh, I mean sensei is coming, give respect, oi!'' sneered by Pirako Chin who just entered the room, a known Yankee who was obsess with any gang-related things, she transferred on Gintama High to recruit Ginpachi Sensei believing that he would be a good leader on her gang but always reject her saying that he wasn't Darth Vader but just a mere homeroom teacher.
The silver-haired sensei then entered the room holding a book while resting it on his shoulder, sucking a lollipop that releases a smoke,
''Good morning class, homeroom time, get your book now'' he stood up on the center beside his table while facing the class
''Sensei..Morning'' greeted by the class
Pirako chin studied the class then noticed the student who still had a book covered on his face, she approached him, there she stood up and formed a sweet smile, ''Anik-... Sensei is already here, no more sleeping.'' she said on her high pitch tone not removing the smile.
No sign of his movement, she lifted the book then grabbed a red pen on her pocket,
''Ara,, he's still sleeping, let me decorate your face with flowers'' removing the cap of pen.
Kamui twitched his antenna twice then opened his eyes, ''Ah~ I fell asleep'' glancing at the girl standing ''What is it?'' he smiled.
''Mou.. Why did you wake up, I was going to draw a flower on yo-''
She was interrupted when Ginpachi-sensei suddenly gripped her mini-ponytail, ''Go to your seat birako'' he demanded, half of his face was framed in shadow expressing his annoyance.
''Aniki? But the flowers...''
''Shut up birabirabirako'' still holding her through the ponytail, Ginpachi-sensei dragged her to her respective seat. Pirako chin at the same time didn't remove her sweet innocent like smile though she was being swayed like a child.
''Stay there or i'll make you squat outside.'' the teacher threatened her as he went back his way to the front,
''Okay, open your shounen jump to page XX, I'll give you 5 minutes to read'' with his dead fish eye, the perm-haired sensei told his class.
Waiting for the time, he pulled his chair out from the table to rest but was surprised...no, actually he wasn't surprised rather he was used to it seeing there was a girl, one of his student hiding below the table,
''Sensei...t-take this...'' she passionately said while stretching both her arms as she held a white envelope with a 'heart shape' locked. It was Sacchan, an admirer/stalker of Ginpachi-sensei.
Hearing the girl, Ginpachi acted as if he didn't hear or saw someone so he just put back the chair inside. ''I saw nothing'' he thought convincing his self.
The school bell rung sign that the class was over.
''See you tomorrow class.'' Closing his book, the teacher aimed for the exit then paused ''...and uh, don't forget to do your assignment'' he added.
''Yes sir''
Meanwhile, Shimura Shinpachi was quietly sitting on his chair while looking at his book with a title Shounen jump.
''Is this supposed to be a school textbook?'' he murmured.
Thank you so much for reading.
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