A/N: So…I'm taking a knack at writing BTR Logan/Camille. Now, the only reason I'm doing this, is for a certain…lady. :DD So thank you Miss Diamonds (DiamondsInTheRough01). And no, she doesn't like James; her favorite is Logan. Oh, and this is only Camille and Logan…which is really weird because almost everywhere you go, there's someone else there to ruin it for them. That's about it for now[:

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. I don't own Big Time Rush. I don't own Forever the Sickest Kids. Darn.


And Ladies Shouldn't Be Messed With

How can we fight when I'm too busy loving you?


"Logan! Did you forget, again, that we had plans to spend the day together…TODAY?"

"Uh…pshh…no."

"Logan, quit lying. You're horrible at it."

"Camille. I didn't forget. The guys made plans and…"

"So you stood me up?"

"Not really…I was going to reschedule, but I guess I forgot?"

"And you just decided it would be better to go hang out with 'the guys' before you rescheduled?"

"Well…"

"Logan! I can't believe you!"

"I'm sorry! I forgot! I was going to, but they were impatient!"

"Couldn't you have said no to them? We've had plans to get to know each other…"

"Yeah, I know, over the past two weeks."

"…"

"Camille?"

"Hmm?"

"Why are you taking this so personally?"

"So you expect it to be all 'nothing personal' when you keep bailing on me?"

"Uh…no?"

"Really? Because it seems like you want to hang out with them more than me."

"Camille, they're my best friends."

"But you spend so much time with them already!"

"…"

"And not enough with me!"

"It's not like we're dating."

"You did not just go there."

"Camille. I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

"No. Logan, this is the tenth time you've bailed on me for the guys."

"Ten times?"

"Mhmm."

"I didn't think it was that many…"

"Logan! You're missing the point!"

"Oh, right. Sorry."

"Quit apologizing! That's not going to solve everything now!"

"I'm…never mind."

"…"

"Okay. What about tomorrow? I promise you I can do tomorrow. Kendall has a date with Jo, and…"

"I want you to do this because you WANT to, not because you have nothing better."

"Oh."

"Either way, I can't do tomorrow. I have an audition. You're not the only one with a life, you know."

"What about Friday?"

"Today's Friday."

"Oh, right. I forgot."

"It seems like you've been doing a lot of that lately."

"Well, we have this moment right now. Tell me about yourself."

"AAAAAGHHHHHHHH!"

"Camille. People are looking at you…"

"LET THEM!"

"…"

"I'VE PUT UP WITH SO MUCH FROM YOU!"

"…"

"AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT!"

"Camille…I'm sorry."

"NO! YOU'RE NOT!"

"You can't honestly think that…Camille. You're an amazing person."

"…"

"And I'd really like to spend some time with you, but…"

"But?"

"It's complicated."

"So are you."

"What are you getting at?"

"Logan…do you know what I am?"

"A human being capable of forgiving?"

"Well…yes…but not what I was going for."

"Then what were you going for?"

"I'm a lady."

"Okay. Noted."

"And ladies shouldn't be messed with."


A/N: This wasn't really a songfic, but sort of loosely based off the song. You should go listen to it. I like it. BABY I LIKE IT! THE WAY YOU MOVE ON THE FLOOR! Sorry…wrong song anyway, so that doesn't fit either …yeah, so it would be really helpful if you'd read and review and tell me how I could improve with being in character and all that jazz! Yup. Now I will sing you out with the RIGHT song. BABY I LIKE IT! COME ON AND GIVE ME SOME MORE! Or…not. :D