The Violence if the Elmo
"Hello, I'm Elmo. I am going to show you and teach you how to be violent today. First step is to grab someone's crotch, swing it around and cut it into little pieces. Allow me to demonstrate!" Elmo goes up to Robert Pattinson, grabs his crotch, throws him around and cuts it into little pieces. "Next step. Go up to a hobo, pull out a chainsaw and throw it towards their stomache! Allow me once again to demonstrate!" he goes up to a hobo named Hilary Duff, pulls out a chainsaw, and throws it at her stomache. "last but not least, the funnest one! Go up to a celebrity, crack their knee, break it and shoot their leg with a gun!" Elmo went up to Paris Hilton, grabbed her knee, cracked broke it having her scream he shot it with a gun.
THE END!