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"Dammit! It's happening again!"
Hunter, Shawn, and Paul looked at Mark after his outburst.
"What is?"asked Shawn.
Mark pointed across the table. Paul looked ahead. While Hunter and Shawn turned their heads. Glenn was getting a tray but was surrounded by the Divas. There was a huge grin on his face when Beth took his plate, and Kelly and Trish each took one of his arms. They lead him to their table, and each one kiss him on the cheek before going to get their own food.
Shawn dropped his sandwich onto his plate."Are we in the Twilight Zone?"
"No. My brother's become a chick magnet again."
"Again?"asked Hunter."Your brother was chick magnet before?"
"Yep, and he was worse than Mike was."
"Whoa, wait a minute,"said Paul."Glenn was a chick magnet. When?"
"When we were little. Every summer, girls would come and ask him to play with them. He wasn't even 10 yet, and most girls over 14 wanted him."
"I can understand that,"said Hunter."My sister used to take me to her friends and force me to dress up."Shawn starting laughing uncontrollably."Shut up!"
Mark shook his head and continued."They didn't dress him up though. He'd bake sweets for them, and they just about whatever he wanted. And he was little, so he still thought girls had cooties."
"Think of it guys,"said Shawn."One boy surrounded by older hot teenage girls that cater to his every whim. It's a dream come true."
Paul chuckled at the goofy look on Shawn's face."Yeah, and now that Glenn knows the what sex is, who knows what he'll do. He's got over 10 hot single women at his command."
"Lucky bastard,"mumbled Mark.
Across the room, Glenn looked up and saw Mark glaring. He smiled and gave him a wave before going back to his food. He stopped eating when shadow fell over his head. He looked up and saw CM Punk standing over him.
"Eating alone again?"
Glenn was about to reply when Kelly pushed Phil and sat down."No. He's eating with us."
Phil turned around and saw Maria, Candice, and the rest of the Divas glaring at him. His jaw dropped, and he looked back at Glenn who had a smirk on his face.
"How?"
"I have my ways now move. You're blocking these lovely ladies' seats."
Phil stepped aside. The table was soon filled with women with Glenn sitting in the middle of them. Glenn kept smiling and watched a Phil went to talk to Mark and the others. He was confused too, and Glenn laughed silently. Oh yes, the chick magnet had returned.
FIN