A/N: Yo minna! How's it goin'? That's all well and good. Not much to say about this fic. It's short. It's stupid. It's utterly pointless. It's a spoof off of a poem from Shel Silverstein. ^-^ Enjoy! Arigato!
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Vegeta blinked as he entered the room.
The dresser had been turned over, stuffing hung from the ceiling fan. There were wood chips covering the floor, and several broken chair legs. The desk had been split in half, while the couch now supported quite a few basketball sized holes. The bed springs were... springing... from the mattress, and bits and pieces of wire were scattered throughout the room, decorating the two figures who stood in the center of the whole mess. Vegeta glared at the boys, simply stating:
"Explain."
Both Goten and Trunks gulped. They looked at each other. Nodded. Gulped again. And began their excuse. They'd planned ahead. Smart boys.
"Well Dad," Trunks began. "You see... the hand of the clock pinched the foot of the bed, so the foot of the bed kicked the seat of the chair, so the seat of the chair sat on the head of the table."
Goten picked it up then. "And then the head of the table bit the leg of the desk, so the leg of the desk bumped the arm of the couch, so the arm of the couch slapped the face of the clock."
"And they pinched and they punched."
"And they banged and they knocked-"
"And they ripped and they flipped-
"And they rolled and they rocked-"
"And the poor dresser drawer got a couple of socks!"
"There was sawdust and springs when we turned on the light after that horrible furniture fight!"
"And the truth is, no lie-- No joke. That's how the furniture all got broke." They finished together, grinning cheesily and hoping they'd been... er... convincing.
Vegeta blinked.
Vegeta stared.
Vegeta blinked some more.
Vegeta walked away.
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What? Don't look at me like that! I had in-school suspension again, you know. Nine hours of nothing gives a person weird ideas, it does! Ah well. I thought it was cute... but I have a weird sense of humor. I don't think this even qualifies as a real fic. O.o Hope ya liked it. If not, then I believe it must be the end of the world and I will now jump off a cliff. No. Seriously. :P See ya soon people! I swear I'll have a REAL fic up soon!
Sayonara Minna-San!
T-Sama~
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Vegeta blinked as he entered the room.
The dresser had been turned over, stuffing hung from the ceiling fan. There were wood chips covering the floor, and several broken chair legs. The desk had been split in half, while the couch now supported quite a few basketball sized holes. The bed springs were... springing... from the mattress, and bits and pieces of wire were scattered throughout the room, decorating the two figures who stood in the center of the whole mess. Vegeta glared at the boys, simply stating:
"Explain."
Both Goten and Trunks gulped. They looked at each other. Nodded. Gulped again. And began their excuse. They'd planned ahead. Smart boys.
"Well Dad," Trunks began. "You see... the hand of the clock pinched the foot of the bed, so the foot of the bed kicked the seat of the chair, so the seat of the chair sat on the head of the table."
Goten picked it up then. "And then the head of the table bit the leg of the desk, so the leg of the desk bumped the arm of the couch, so the arm of the couch slapped the face of the clock."
"And they pinched and they punched."
"And they banged and they knocked-"
"And they ripped and they flipped-
"And they rolled and they rocked-"
"And the poor dresser drawer got a couple of socks!"
"There was sawdust and springs when we turned on the light after that horrible furniture fight!"
"And the truth is, no lie-- No joke. That's how the furniture all got broke." They finished together, grinning cheesily and hoping they'd been... er... convincing.
Vegeta blinked.
Vegeta stared.
Vegeta blinked some more.
Vegeta walked away.
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What? Don't look at me like that! I had in-school suspension again, you know. Nine hours of nothing gives a person weird ideas, it does! Ah well. I thought it was cute... but I have a weird sense of humor. I don't think this even qualifies as a real fic. O.o Hope ya liked it. If not, then I believe it must be the end of the world and I will now jump off a cliff. No. Seriously. :P See ya soon people! I swear I'll have a REAL fic up soon!
Sayonara Minna-San!
T-Sama~