Both Haruhi and I were walking down the hallway to the library. Im wearing baggy black pants and dark blue T-shirt and a blackjacket on top. Right now my older twin sister, Haruhi (Im not describing what shes wearing. You wanna know go watch the first episode.) and I opened the door to find a bunch of people talking.

This is what pisses me off the most...
I looked at the room irrated, "Doesnt anyone know that the meaning of library is shut your face?"
Haruhi groaned and pulled my arm, dragging you. "Come on. Lets find somewhere else..."
I pulled the hood over my head, I wasnt having the best hair day so I just put my hair in two pig-tails. Putting the hood over my head only people could see my face, not the bird nest of my hair.
Haruhi looked up infront of us, "Huh? An abanded music room."
She said looked at the Third Music Room. She twisted the knob to come face to face...with the Host Club:

The friggin bright light nearly blinded us and with rose petals floating everywhere, eventually knocking off my hood.

Than out of no-where this blonde head kid comes, "Welcome to Ouran's Host Club..."
He grabbed my hand and was a few inches away from my face, trying to bring up the charm.
"...Princess"
Im not the gooshy type of girl, and I hate the sterotype saying that every girl will melt at the sight of a gorugous dude... Not in this Cinderelle story. So I did the first thing that came to mind. I slapped him.
"Creep...back off."
The twins that was next to the other boys started to laugh.
"Haha! You got slapped boss!" The yelled, laughing.
Haruhi started to freak out when blondie started to get closer that she started to back up to a table that was in the way. When she crashed into the table, the vase that was on top of it fell off. She tried to catch it but missed. I leaned over the pedestall and caught it. Thank God...
"Phew. Got it..."
Than a little kid with a pink bunny came up to me and hit me on the back, pretty hard.
"Great catch!" He exclaimed.
By him hitting me on my back, I let go of the vase and it fell to the ground and,well, broke.
"WHAT THE HELL?" I had it!
Some guy with glasses, pushed them up and contiued writting in his book, than spoke.
"You know that, that vase was going to be auctioned of from the price of 8 million yen, dont you?" He said calmly, like nothing!
Haruhi and me jaws dropped.
"8..." She started off.
"million..." I contiued.
"YEN?" We both yelled!

Of course we did! That was a friggin 8 million yen vase! Do you know how much that is too us?
"Why the hell have something that cost that much in this joint?" I yelled.
They all nodded in their own friggin conversation, clearly ignoring me. Rich bastards...

"Come to think of it, arent you Haruhi and Hanaki Fuijoka?" Blondie said, turning to us.
We nodded our heads slowly.
"How do you know our names?" Haruhi asked, obviously freaked out.
"Its not everyday that we have commoners at our school."
"Commoners?" Me and Haruhi said slightly irrated.
"About that vase..." The glasses dude contiued.
I didnt want to hear about that damn vase. And by the looks of it, my poor sister either. Who am I kidding, were scared shitless!
"Seeing that your commoners, Im assuming you cant afford the 8 million yen." He contiued.
We nodded again.
"Than its decided!" Blondie pointed to Haruhi. "You are going to be the Host Club's dog!"
"...dog?" Haruhi said pointing to herself.

Did the guys really call my sister a dog? I furrowed my eyebrows at him and crossed my arms.
Blondie points at me, "And your going to be serving snacks and tea!"
I was about to say something but Haruhi looked at me and sighed and nodded her head. I looked away from him. "Whatever you say blondie."
"Blondie?" He pouted. Next thing I know he goes into a corner and started to sulk.
I looked at him weridly. "Uh..."
"Dont mind him." Thoses twin said poping up next to me.
"He always does that." The first twin said.
I sighed, "Some day huh Haru-"
I stopped and looked around and noticed that Haruhi was missing. "Where Haruhi?"
"Off to do something." They both said. I raised my eyebrows at them.
"So what was.." The secound twin started off. Hm, is voice sounds softer.
"You name again?" The first one finished.
"Hanaki."
"Well, Im Hikaru."

"And Im Kaoru."
I nodded slightly. "Cool names."

Later on, after I figured out everyones name, I was serving tea to the people when the Host Club opened. I than turned to see Haruhi with a brown paper bag filled with stuff. I walked over to Haruhi.
"Hey Ruru, where were you?"
"They sent me to buy a few things."
"Oh bummer."
She walked over to Tamaki and gave him the bag. He started to look in it and pulled out the coffee.
"Ah, whats this?" He said, examining it.
"Its instant coffee..." Haruhi said annoyed.
"Instant? Coffee?" All these snotty rich girls asked.
"Never heard of such a thing." Girl #1 asked.

Stupid bim-boes.

"Its not that hard. You just pour hot water and stir..." I said sort of fiesty.
They all gasped and 'ooh'ed. Me and Haruhi had a anime sweat drop.
Damn Rich peoples. And the messed up part is that I know Haruhi is thinking the same thing.
"Wow. Poor people dont even have the time to make coffee." Girl #2 said.
"So?" Haruhi said.

"Or maybe we just work hard while you rich air heads dont even lift a pinky." I said fiercly. Haruhi nudged my side. "Ow." I said, rubbing it.
Haruhi sighed and tried to snatch the coffee back from Tamaki. "Ok sheesh I'll go to the store and buy the expiensive kind."
"No!" Tamaki said standing up. "I SHALL DRINK THIS COFFEE!" He finished off with a pose.
Everyone started clapping and cheering at Tamaki's so said 'confidence'. Both Haruhi and I made some instant coffee and we poured two cups each. Some of the people were complaining if they should drink the coffee or not...thats when I decided that Hanaki needs walk away before she loses it. I went over to the other side of the room to get the tray of tea I left and as I was walking I saw Hikaru and Kaoru during one of they 'brotherly' moments. I stopped for a moment to look at them and my eye twitched a bit.

"Um Hikaru? Kaoru?...What are you doing?" I asked nervously.
"This is what we do." They both stated.
"You know..." Kaoru started off.
"Brotherly love..." Hikaru finished.
I sighed in relief and put my hand on my chest, "You had my thinking..."
"Get real Hanaki!" They both exclaimed.
" Well, suh-rry! Your really convincing"
The twins smriked, "We know."

I rolled my eyes and walked away.
This is going to be a long day.

Now Im standing next Haruhi while Tamaki went on ranting about beautiful things and what not. I tried to pull my hood even more over my head, if that was possible, to try and block out his words. For a good looking guy, his mouth sure knows how to ruins his imagine. I looked over and saw Haruhi in deep thought. Than Tamaki got close to the two of and said have affective a glace to the side is and than Haruhi said:
"Obnoxious."
I knew she was was talking about Tamaki and you giggled. Most be a twin thing we have which makes us even more kick ass! And just like before Tamaki went back to his breif emo stage.
"Sorry sempai, you lesson did strike a small cord with me." Haruhi apolgized.
"Its ok! Let me teach you more my friend!" Tamaki said, cheerfully again.
"Wow sempai, you sure know how to bounce back. You must be bi-polar." I stated.
The twin sstood by me and Haruhi as they were talking and than one of them said that Tamaki should show Haruhi some basic lessons.
"Ok he not Host Club material but maybe we could work something out." Hikaru said getting closer to Haruhi, making me get closer to her to make sure he doesnt try anything.
"And she needs to also so something as well. We cant have her serve tea like this." Kaoru stopped me from getting closer to them as he got closer to me.
At the same time when Hikaru took Haruhi's glasses off, Kaoru took off my hood. Since they didnt see me with my hood off cause I put it back on, almost immediantly when it fell of eariler, so they havent gotten a goood look at me yet. They both went wide eyed when they saw Haruhi and me. They switch to Hikaru looking at me and Kaoru looking at Haruhi. Tamaki than rushed over to see us. He snapped his fingers and started to order people around. Before I knew it, Haruhi and I were being carried away.

They put me and Haruhi in a chair next to each other. Than they undid my pig-tails and started to mess around with our hairs. Than after they finished, they threw both of us in a dressing room. Than the twins came in.
Twins jumped up toward us, "Ok here we come! And put this on!" They yelled as they prounced us.
They jumped on both us and tried to dress us. Didnt these friggin twins know Im a chick!
"We can handle it!" Haruhi yelled.
"Back off clones!" Yup, that was me.
"GET OUT!" We both yelled, and threw them out.
They managed to get some of Haruhi's sweater off and they got my jacket off. Was it some sick foreplay?
"Pervs..." I mummbled.
I picked up and looked at the uniform they gave me and gaged. It was those yellow dresses I've been seeing around that all the girl at the school was wearing. It was a damn banana dress with Queen Victoria written all over it.
"No thank you." I said as I dropped it to the floor and kicked it ou of sight. "Im not wearing that yellow death-trap."
"Hanaki, dont do that." Haruhi said looking at me.
"I dont like it Ruru." I started to walk around and saw a boys uniform and got an idea. I smile mischeiviously. I grabbed it and ran over to my book bag and started to look around for the spare clothes that I had so you could change after school. I found my black skirt and black tank top. (Lol alot of black clothes XP)
"This well do." I said to myself and smirked.

Haruhi was waiting for me to finish getting dress and when I came out I walked out so she can see. I put on the black tank top under the white shirt button down shirt I had on. Only, that I left the white shirt unbuttoned and I also left the jacket unbuttoned too. I wore wearing your black mini skirt and you had on my black combat boots that went to my knee that already had on. The hair stylist made my hair a bit wavy and de-fizzed it. Haruhi look at ,e and smiled.
"Now that definanly your style."
"Thanks. Now lets go out before they kill us."
Haruhi and I took each others hand and walked out of the dressing, infront of the Host Club.
"So..." I said.
"How do we look?" We both asked them.
They looked at me and they blushed and than smiled when they saw Haruhi.
"What a change!" The twins shouted.
They had a before and after shoot of me and the words 'before' and 'after' was blinking.
I blinked, "Ok, not creepy at all." I said sarcasticly.
Tamaki ran up to the two of us and hugged us, "The two of you are so adorable!"
He than let go than grabbed Haruhi, "He looks cute! Just like a girl!"
What is her talking about?

"Um...Haruhi is a-" I tried to say.
Honey than jumped on me, "You look so kawaii Hana-chan!"
I smiled, "Thanks Honey-sempai."
Hikaru and Kaoru put an arm around me.
"Not bad.." They both smirking.
"I know." I smirked backand than looked at Haruhi. "Are you really gonna join the Host Club, sweetie?"
She nodded

"If being so, Im gonna help you through it!" I yelled enthuasicly.
She smiled, "Well, you have to neither way."

My face than dropped, "You know how to ruin a genuine moment huh Ruru?"

Right now Im walking next to the twins to their table.
"So Hanaki? Are you and Haruhi related?" Kaoru asked first.
You looked at him, "Well we both have the same last name. Does that answer the question." I said smirking.
"Many people could have the same last name." Hikaru retorted.
"True." I said.
"So what are you guys? Cousins?" Hikaru asked this time.
You giggled, "No. Were twins."

"Really?" They both exclaimed. "So are we!"
You giggled again,"Nah really?" I said sarcasticly. "I would have never figured that out!"
The three of us started laughing a bit but it wasnt a long thing. More like a chuckle or something. Damnit, I dont know!
"Identical?" Kaoru asked
"Yes and no." I stated.
"Huh?" Haha, I manged to confuse them.
I smiled, "Our faces are the same, but my hair is a bit lighter and wavy and my eyes are almost hazel, lighter than Haruhi's. And were a bit different but love each other none the less."
"We do too!" They said and hugged each other.
I chuckled, "I like you guys."
"We like you too!"
They than pulled me into their hug and I started to laugh.
"Stop! You embarrassing me!"
"Deal with it!" They yelled back at me, not letting go.
"No! I dont want to damnit!"
"You cant..." Hikaru started.

Kaoru contiued, "Escape us!"
"Seriously! I have to work!" I finally got out of their death grip and went off serving tea.

I was wondering around, bored at of my mind and I spotted my Haruhi and I havent seen her in such a long time! 14 minutes to be exact. So I sat next Haruhi and hugged her tightly, planning to tell her my problems.
"Haruhi! Im bored!" I whinned like a 7 year old.
She sweat dropped, "Not now Hanaki, Im talking to these ladies here."
I let go to see three girls sitting around Haruhi. I didnt notice them when I sat down. Where the hell did theycome from?
But since I didnt want to embarrase my sister, I just looked at them and started rub that back of my head, "Sorry...force of habbit."
"Its ok." A girls says.
"Haruhi was just telling us a little bit about himself." Another one explained.
"Really?"
They nodded.
"Well, funny thing you mentioned it. Ladies, this is my sister, Hanaki."
"Twins to get the record straight." I said in a cooly voice and winked at them.
I saw some of them blush a little when I didnt that. Bi? Maybe, but their nothing wrong with bi girls.

"No wonder why you look alike." The first girl said.
"Thats amazing." A thrid girl said.
"Yup it sure is. Haruhi is the oldest by like, a couple of minutes, but it seems like so much more. Haruhi practicly help take care of me after our mother past away. I was a hot mess."
I looked at Haruhi and nodded my head in the girls' direction, a sign for her to go on. She knew what I meant.
"Yes it was hard on the both of us. You see are father was always working so we had to take care of the house. You know, cooking and cleaning. Our mother left some recipys behind for us to cook..." She started off.
"By cooking the things that she used to make, it feel like..."
"She with us all the way." We both said, smiling softly.
The girls at the table were with tears in their eyes after listening to our story. I turned my head to look at the host club who's anime crying right now.
"THAT WAS SO TOUCHING!" Tamaki and the twins said crying.
I smiled and turned back to look at Haruhi, "Your the best."
I hugged her and the girls at the table went 'aw'.
"You awesome at this and be a total kick ass Host!" I whispered in her ear. Haruhi got and sweat mark and an annoyed look on her face. "But really your the best sister ever." Now she smiled.
I got up and walked passed Tamaki and looked the girl next to him.
I have a bad feeling about her...

I turned to see Haruhi looking around for something. I wonder what is it?
"Whats wrong?"
"I cant find my book bag." She said, "The money we have for dinner is in there."
Than we heard asplashing noise outside and look and saw her book bag.
"Found it." I said as I was looking at the pond, where her book bag is at.
"I didnt think they're be bully's at this school." Haruhi said to herself.

I furrowed my eye brows, "Just wait till I find who did this. I'll-" I didnt finish cause Haruhi grabbed me and started to drag me along.
Me and Haruhi went running down the hall to the pond outside to get her bag. When on the way there, the girl from before that was sitting next to Tamaki turn to us and started talking about Tamaki to Haruhi. I really dont like her. As a matter of fact, I dont like bitch. She ran off before could say anything and Haruhi saw the look on your face.
"Come on Hanaki, shes not worth it."
She tugged on my arm and I nodded. I wasnt going to get in trouble for that pris.

Me and Haruhi got most of the stuff out off the pond but the most important thing was missing. Her wallet.
"You know I bet that snobby chick did this."
She nodded.
"Just keep looking. With out that wallet we wont have dinner tonight." She said, still searching in the pond.
"Im looking, Im looking." I whinned.
"Hello commoners."
We look up to see Tamaki.
"You have some nerve skipping out on the club like that." He said to us. I rolled my eyes kept looking. Friggin blond...
He looked down and noticed all the wet things that they were fished out of the pond.
"What happened?" He asked.
"I just dropped it in, thats all..." She tried to come up with with an excuse.
"Yeah sure, dropped." I mummbled
Tamaki than came in and help. He found the wallet and we all went back inside to the club.

Im serving tea to guest and smiling trying to keep a smile on for the guest. You than saw Haruhi and that snobby girl.
"I seriously dont like that girl. I know shes no good. I should pour this tea on her on accident." I said, smirking at my idea.
"Um Hanaki?" I look and see the twins looking down at the table.

"What?"

"The tea." They pointed to what they were looking at.

The tea was over flowing the cup, "Oh shit!" I stopped and grabbed the box of napkins and threw it on the spilled tea and took one to clean my hand.

"So who do you want to pour the tea on?" They asked smirking.
I looked back to Haruhi and sighed.
"That girl. Shes-"
"Jelious." Haruhi finished saying from the far side of the room.
Than before I noticed that anything happened, I saw the table flip and Haruhi landed on the girl.

"Haruhi!" I ran over to them, but was stopped a few feet away. I looked up to see that the twins stopped me.

"We'll handle it." With that they walked away.
"No Haruhi dont! Get off! Stop!" That snob, Ayanokouji yelled. What a total and complete-
Than the twins poured water on her and Haruhi. Tamaki than came and help her up.
"You know your a beautiful young woman but Im sorry. You can no longer be our guest. I know Haruhi isnt that type of man." He told her softly.
Ayanokouji runs off yelling, "TAMAKI YOU IDOIT!"

I smirked, "Since she's not a client," I turned around to look at her as she was running out, "Haha skank!" I than felt Haruhi hit my side. "Ow." I started to rub it.
Tamaki than pointed to Haruhi and said, "And you! Since this is your fault, you must get 1000 customers!"
Haruhi shudders, "A thousand...?"
I slapped my forehead and my slowly slid down my face, "Were doomed..."
Kyoya holds up a black bag, "Here. Our only spare unifore. Its better than a wet one."
She nods and looks at me, "Hanaki?"
"Yeah?"
She grabbed my hand and dragged me in the dressing room and I sat on floor on my knees.
I sighed boredly, "Haruhi, Im in here why?"
She was about to answer when...
"Here I brought you extra tow-" Tamaki said as he came in with a towel in his hand and stop mid-sentence when he saw Haruhi in her under-shirt.
He looks at Haruhi and stands there from a moment in shock. I bit my bottom lip as he didnt speak. He than let go of the curtain and left. Once Haruhi finished, we came out. She should him her student I.D.
"So Haruhi? Your a girl?" He asked her.

"Biologically speaking, yes." She answered.
"We dont really care about the whole gender thing..." I started off, explaining.
"And dont really care if you thought I was a boy or girl." She conitued.
"Does even matter really?" We shrugged as we asked.
It was revealed that Kyoya found out first and the others found out along the way.

"Wait a minute?" I said as I noticed something. "Why is everyone here?"
"Cause we want to.." The twins said, shamelessly.
I had a anime vein mark: "...good reason." I said sarcasticly.
Tamaki was freaking out about the whole 'not knowing Haruhi was a girl' thing so Haruhi tried to calm him down.
"You know senmpai, I thought you were cool for what you did eariler."
He started to blushed crismson and I was giggling at the sight of him.
"Being a Host and being fossed over by girl may not be that bad..." Haruhi pointed out, staring out into space of the possible future here.
I put my arm over her shoulder, "Thats the spirit sis!"

"But I wonder how I'll put it off...?" Haurhi wondered.
Haruhi and I started thinking and got the answer at the same time.
"I got it!" We both explained.
"All I have to do.." She started.

"Is call everyone..." I said.
"Dude and bro now!" We both said.
We boh started laughing and started to like the idea of the Host Club