Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, do own anything.

Hello! If you are reading this, then I must say CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of your very own Mikey Way! When you own a Mikey Way, you must understand the following do's and don'ts.

Do's

Make sure that you keep a close eye on your Mikey. If you go into big places, make sure that you keep him on a leash so he doesn't wander off.

Keep your Mikey entertained. Make sure that he watches normal television programs such as Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, and Pokemon: Best Wishes.

Let him bathe himself ALONE.

Make sure he has playmates. Allow your friends and their Adopt a Gerard Way, Frank Iero, or Ray Toro come over to play with Mikey so he can socialize.

Don't

Observe your Mikey every two seconds. Give him some space.

Mess with his glitter bass guitar. You mess with that, he will go nuts.

Put on Paranormal State... Long story...

Call him obsessed with unicorns. He will not be a very happy Mikey, and you wouldn't be cruel enough to make Mikey Way upset, would you?

Dye his hair a different color. He likes it blonde and will dye it when he wants. Do not dye it without Mikey's consent.

Force him to do anything.

Those are the basic rules for taking care of your own Adopt a Mikey Way.

Here's what to do if you ever misplace your Mikey:

If he ever gets lost, make sure that you retrace your steps. Start at the beginning: what did he want to do before he went missing.

REMAIN CALM.

Check the places he wanted to go. If Mikey is there, good, if not, start at the beginning again and think: if you were Mikey, what would you do? This should be the final step. If you still can't find him, wait until he comes back to you. Shame on you for ever losing MIKEY WAY of all people!

Other ways to keep Mikey entertained are the following:

Watch shows such as Pokemon: Best Wishes, Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, Intervention, etc.

Teach yourself bass guitar so you can play together. This is a step closer in your relationship. NOTE: EVEN IF ALICIA IS NOT THERE, MIKEY IS STILL MARRIED TO HER.

Bring over Gerard, Frank, and Ray. They can play songs with him to make him happy!

VIDEO GAMES ARE A MIKEY'S BEST FRIEND.

I leave the rest of the work up to you.

Those are the basic rules for taking care of your own Mikey Way. Hopefully you've taken the time to read, memorize, and understand all of the basic rules to keep him entertained, happy, and safe.

A/N Hey! Now, I know I said that I wouldn't have time to do my other fanfictions due to school, but this is a one chapter quick story that me and my friend came up with during school. I hope you enjoyed reading this! Order your own Mikey now!