I would have put more effort to this, but I just made it... :)
These are the 10 things you should NEVER say to a bird-kid. Not in
order.
Mo,
1: Now, I'm just gonna run some test...
*Prepare to lose a limb if you yell this to any of the Flock.
*They will kill you...
2: SPIDER!
*Prepare to hide under a table, because they will go ape shit.
3: It's raining out.
*Prepare to lock yourself in your room.
*Enough said.
4: Who do you think you are?
*Prepare to pee in your pants, because they will rightfully tell you
who they are.
5: What's that on the back of your neck?...
*Prepare to hear a lot of screaming, yelling, and profanities,
*Maybe even some crying. (Doubtfully).
6: The sky is falling.
*Prepare to...you know.
7: I'm the adult, and I tell you what to do!
*Prepare to be ass kicked.
8: I am your father.
*Hah, you fool.
9: Now go save the world.
*Prepare to be mind controlled.
10: Sorry, we're out the bacon, pancakes, taco, shrimp, hamburger,
milk, strawberries, and eggs that you ordered.
***Prepare to die.***
hehe, don't hate.