Sam and Freddie skipped into Carly's apartment singing and dancing like munchkins on drugs.
"Carly, I'm gonna have an BABY!" screamed Freddie.
"OMG, THAT WAS TERRIBLE GRAMMAR YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" screamed the Grammar Police who randomly popped out of the couch.
"BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE A BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Freddie screamed.
"I hate you Freddie go to jail!" shouted Carly and threw her designer heels she stole from Hannah Montana at Freddie. Suddenly Sam grew a skirt and inexpensive jewelry and heels and a flowery blouse and her hair all but disappeared and there stood Pam Puckett.
"OH MY NAIL POLISH, I LOVE HEELS!" she squealed (because Pam Puckett does not shout, scream, laugh, wrinkle her nose, or seem unappealing).
"SAM!" shouted and screamed the Sam Police (Mrs. Benson and Gibby) unceremoniously as they fell through the roof.
"Hey Carlisle," ("THAT'S NOT MY NAME YOU IDIOT!") "I'm a fucking wizard!" screamed Spencer and waved around his magic lollipop and nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. Freddie suddenly went into labor and out popped a baby boy. Voldemort ran by. "BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO, TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!" and Spencer's pants disappeared. He was wearing Demi Lovato tightey-whities. Magically and suspensefully, bubble started to float from Spencer's magical lollipop he was still waving around.
Sam popped up again ("Sam!" chorused the Sam Police) and took out a brown permanent marker and colored a star on her supposed son's head. Voldemort screamed in rage.
"IT'S A LIGHTNING BOLT YOU BLOODY SOD!" he screamed in some foreign language no one could understand because of his completely ridiculous accent. He turned around and Carly, ever the rude Drama Queen, screamed,
"DA BACK OF YA HEAD IS RIDICILOUS, FOO!" and pulls out a gun and,
"Off with his head!" yelled Mrs. Benson, and Voldemort was gone. But suddenly there was a shadow behind the couch that has always been there but nobody took the time to notice.
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU'RE BEING ARRESTED FOR TERRIBLE GRAMMAR!" shouted the Grammar Police.
"But my hair!" wailed Pam. Freddie tackles her and they start to wrestle. Pam seems to be winning because Freddie's immaculate baby fat is weighing him down. The baby nobody cared about starts to clap.
"MY EARS!" Spencer shouts, and throws the baby out the window at surprising speed.
"You just got Rick Rolled," says Moldywart, and does some weird hand thing that Elvis did with his hands. Gibby starts to laugh.
"Hahahah- shut up!" he said, making a finger gun and backing away.
"My nails chipped!" squealed Pam (because Pam Puckett does not shout, scream, laugh, wrinkle her nose, or seem unappealing).
The Grammar Police laugh maniacally and taser/tazer Carly.
"Terrible grammar, foo!" the leader shouts, and the other Grammar Police taser/tazer him.
"GIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBAAAAAYYYYY!" yells Gibby, whom rips his shirt off and jumps out the window after the baby no one ever cared about.
"BAD GRAMMAR!" screamed the remaining Grammar Police and taser/tazer him from 10,000 feet away, because they were all in the clouds on a airplane.
"BAD GRAMMAR, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, YOU STUPID AUTHOR!"
Confused? Don't worry, I am too. Bring on the flamers! See if you can find me and Freddie's minor grammar mistakes that got us arrested. R&R!
P.S. When I said ridicilous, say it like REE-dik-eh-liss, but fast.