Note: [words] = Message on the computer.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of these characters (sadly)

I've Locked the Nations in a Room - Intro

"Ve~ Germany, what are we doing here?" asked Italy as he looked around at the group of nations.

Germany sighed. "I have no idea." Nobody knew what was going on. All they knew was that some girl had shoved them in this room, which was empty except for some chairs and a computer, and then locked the door behind them.

"Jeez, I'm staaaaarving!" America complained. "I haven't had a burger in over half an hour now."

"How can you think about your stomach at a time like this?" asked England, annoyed that the younger nation didn't seem to understand what was important right now. "In case you haven't noticed, we're locked in a room with no windows and a door made of bloody iron!"

"Calm down, Angleterre." said France from a nearby chair. "After all, this could be the perfect chance for you and Amérique to-"

"Don't you dare finish that sentence, you bloody frog!"

Meanwhile, Russia was making his way towards China, with a smile that looked completely innocent. But all the nations knew that when Russia smiled like that, it could only mean bad news. "There's no point in running any more." He said, a creepy aura beginning to surround him. "Why don't you just give in and become one with mother Russia?"

China tried to back away, but there was no room. "Japan, help me -aru!" He pleaded.

"I-I really don't think I should get involved..." Japan mumbled, not wanting to anger Russia (that's never something you want to do).

The room started to erupt into chaos, but everything stopped when they heard a ping from the long-forgotten computer. A message had popped up on the screen, and they all gathered around to read it.

[Haha, you guys are so funny!]

Nobody seemed to know what to say to this, except for Italy. "Ve~ you think we're funny? Grazie, um... what's you're name?"

Another ping. [I'm Chibi Iggy. Or that's my screen name, at least. But since there's already one Iggy here,] England crossed his arms and glared at the screen at the mention of this nickname, [you guys can just call me Chibi-chan! And yes, it's really funny to watch you guys.]

"Ok. Grazie, Chibi-chan!"

"Wait, watch us? But how-" Japan was cut off by another message.

[Before I locked you guys in there, I set up some hidden cameras and microphones.]

"So you're the one who trapped us here!" Germany yelled, nearly bursting the eardrums of the people around him.

"And she can see and hear everything we do." China said, looking uncomfortable. "That's a little scary -aru"

"Why the hell did you even bring us here?" shouted England.

"Yeah, I have important hero business to attend to at the nearest McDonald's." America stated, completely serious. England facepalmed.

[Haha, this is great! Anyway, you're here to answer a few questions.]

"Oh, you have some questions, ma petit cheri?" France smiled. "Well, I'd be happy to answer anything you want. Just try not to get too naughty, ok?"

[...somebody slap him for me.] England gladly did so. [And I won't be asking the questions, your fans will. And they'll be sending requests, too. And you have to answer/do whatever they ask.]

Russia held up a pipe that nobody could remember him holding before. "And what if I don't want to?"

[Then I'll send Belarus in there with you.] Russia lowered his pipe. [Well, I'll be back once people send in some questions. See you later, guys!]

[Chibi Iggy signed off]

Angleterre- England

Amérique- America

Grazie- Thanks

ma petit cheri- my little darling (since I go by Chibi-chan and chibi means little, France uses petit when he refers to me. I can't say I like him calling me darling, but it's France. What else should I expect?)

Ok, my first fanfic. Yay! So guys, send in your questions and requests! A couple rules, though: Keep it at a T rating or below. Don't ask things like the whole "Is Germany the Holy Roman Empire" thing. Everybody has their own opinions on that. And I know people will want yaoi, and I'm fine with that, but do me a favor and don't make every question "Can *insert name* make out with *insert second name*?". I don't really care much for that stuff (*gasp* A Hetalia fan that's not into yaoi? I know, shocker.) I'll still put in a certain amount, don't worry, but I don't want to just be writing only that. Also, I'll mainly use the country names. Anyways, please send in your questions. I'm looking forward to it!