Let Me Take You On A Journey

Aeryn and John chase a murderer and pick up some sing-along videos for Deke.

Disclaimer Neither FS nor Balamory belong to me.

Settings and Spoilers:

This is a crossover between FS and Balamory (a BBC show for children under 5 set on a remote Scottish island), but it also borrows heavily from…. Something Else. Something much darker. Clues: It was a book and, a long time ago, a short BBC TV adaption. Kudos to anyone who identifies that Something Else.

Farscape. About 3 years post PKW, if only because at one point John says Dee is about three.
Balamory. Episodes tend to center on such things as shopping for a packet of biscuits (cookies) and having a cup of tea, all set to song. There isn't much story arc to worry about.

Rating: T. It is probably OK for most teenagers but, fair warning! Please note that this fic IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. There is horror, violence, bad language, allusions to smut…. That is why I have not posted it as a Crossover: I don't want to risk kids stumbling across it

Rambling Remarks and Thanks:

As with Common Ground, this story is somewhat tongue-in-cheek: 'Serious' fans may find some of the characterisations a little 'off.' But then, I hope no serious fans of Balamory are reading this story, I really do….

This is part of what seems to be developing into a loose series of stories (so far all crossovers) I like to think of as 'John and Aeryn go shopping.' After all what else do married couples do? Previous instalments include: Framed; Common Ground.

Last but not least, many thanks to JJ and pdsldl for their outstanding beta-ing. I must apologise for the Translator Microbes not being able to cope with some of the dialect spoken in this fic. As JJ rightly pointed out, there shouldn't have been a problem. However, I kept the idea in as I thought it would be fun to confuse Aeryn. So, as with anything, blame me. Also, there are some words you may not recognize, although my betas really tried to help me improve this. Once again, blame me not them if there is a Failure To Communicate.

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