It was a rainy morning when in church priest James begged in front of the crowd.
Amen, James said. And then he suddenly kneeled down out of honor for god.
But he did not stand up anymore….
After 5 minutes of kneeling down one of the nuns went to him.
She pulled his head towards her face and saw that he was looking very dramatic.
He said: Help me…
And he fell down to the ground in front of the first crowd bench.
That was the moment that someone in the church called an ambulance.
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House: No! I worked enough with those half monkeys for the rest of the week!
Cuddy: Maybe you were long in the in the room where your patients are supposed to be, but you all sent them to poor Wilson!
House: Come on! That guy loves people! I only made it more comfortable for the patients!
Cuddy: And now you stop using Wilson for you work or you are now fired!
House: Well in that case fire me now. Come on fire me...
Cuddy: ...
House: Never say things that you can't make true. It makes you look weak.
Cuddy: Oh you!
At that moment Cuddy's phone began ringing. Cuddy took the phone and talked for some minutes while House throwed his tennisball. Until Cuddy finally stopped talking over the phone. She said: House I give you rest of the week freeof clinic duty if you can cure this one patient.
House: Wait... Only one patient?
Cuddy: Yes.
House: Is it a bad smelling patient or something?
Cuddy: No... but it is a priest.
House: Well as long as he doesn't read me stories from the bible I am doing it.
Cuddy: Very well...
House walks out of the door but suddenly turns back.
House: Oh yes don't we forget something?
Cuddy : Ooooh! Here you bastard!
She trowed a little box with vicodin at House and House catched it.
House: Aah. My sweets.
And house walked to his patients chamber.
He saw a old man lying in the bed.
House: You are James...
James: ...
House: You don't have to hide it.
James: ...
House: Hey talk to me!
A nurse came in and said: He has trouble with breathing so he can better not talk too much.
House: Oh so he can't speak?
James: Who are you my son?
House: Why don't you know the name of your own son?
House turns at the nurse and says: He can speak and get me some coffee.
House looks at James and says: Say why must you cry?
James: I... must not... Cry...
House: Youre eyes are red wich means that you have a lot of pressure on your eyes.
James: ...Guh! Guh! Guh...
House: Nurse we have a breathing problem I think...
House calls out to the hall: I can use help in here!
James heartbeats stop but the nurses try to reanimate him.
End of chapter one.