Kathryn Janeway's Rules for Success

by Maebe Funke

Complete idiocy. This started as drunk joke between friends, and we hope you enjoy them as much as we do. Don't, for Q's-sake take this seriously... And don't ask what a dental dam is.

Kathryn Janeway's Rules For Success

1: Deodorant

2: Insomnia

3: Coffee

4: Ablative armor

5: dental dams, dental dams, dental dams

6: Meals consisting of leola root and brown alcohol

7: Spanxs

8: Shackin' Up

9: Packin' Up

10: Hypocrisy

11: Ample bosom

12: Nightgowns

13: A.D.D.

14: Punchin' your way through

15: Sturdy gait

16: 7of9

17: 7of9's catsuits (the blue with silver arms... purr)

18: Holograms are more easily manipulated than androids

19: Sensible shoes are for plain women

20: Verbal threats fail, blow their shit up

21: Clench and Kegel

22: O.C.D.

23: Paranoia

24: Never letting the Asian drive

25: Slouching

26: Always have an angle

27: Biological weaponry

28: Those baby blues

29: Sidekick with facial tattoo

30: Jock Jams