Pewds looked down between his legs and bit his lip.
"The bros can never know our secret baby"
He looked back up at the screen like nothing happened and whispered "fucking Edgar piece of shit". But the bros couldn't see Edgars face whenever Pewds said these mean things to him. In fact, Pewds made sure the bros could never hear Edgars side of the story. It was very much a one sided relationship, on screen.
"Arf arf" Edgar would say with enthusiasm, trying to get a rise out of Pewds. But Pewds was smart about it. If he cursed at Edgar it would keep everything covered up. Little did he know Edgar had a trick up his sleeve to expose their relationship. The only problem was he had to get on screen and that was no easy task. Pewds lap was locked down tighter than a catholic nuns panties on Sunday.
Pewds looked down at Edgar again and told him "listen girl, after I make this video we can go hang out on the couch and watch animal planet". Edgar looked at him from under the desk with a hint of despair. He knew his window to expose their relationship was closing and he had to act fast. As soon as Pewds turned his head back to the screen, he whispered into the camera "fucking Edgar, biting my cords". Right when he finished his sentence he heard a loud click come from under the desk. He looked back down at Edgar and realized he had a gun pointed at him.
"Look back at the screen motherfucker" Edgar shouted. "Tell them the truth and no one gets hurt". He cocked the gun all the way back to make sure Pewds knew he was serious.
"OK MAN CALM DOWN" Pewds shouted.
Edgar nudged the gun into Pewds shin. Pewds started speaking into the microphone"H...hey bros I want to tell you something. You know how I always take credit for the video editing? Well... well Edgar does it all man. Its true." He glanced down at Edgar. "And tell them I'm gonna be the co-host now, bitch. And act like your excited or so help me god..." Edgar whispered. "A-..and hes the new co-host on PewDiePie! Bro-fist". Edgar pulled the gun back but kept it pointed at Pewds nuts. "I'm gonna need my own chair and a good microphone AND DON'T GO CHEAP ON ME MOTHERFUCKER!". Pewds agreed to all Edgars terms and conditions and from that day forward Edgar became famous for his video editing skills and won dog co-host of the year for online television.