AN/ Ha. This is my first fan fiction , so if I do something wrong please tell me. Thank you to golden eyes rock for telling me how to do this. From here on I guess I'm alone except for reviews.
Somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona, a girl lurks in the shadows near the house of Stephanie Meyer. She is wearing all black, her brown hair tied up in a ponytail. Her chocolate brown eyes are outlined with black eyeliner.
She gives thumbs up to another girl in a yellow porch with tinted windows. Twilight, thinks the girl in the shadows, the perfect time to make a threat.
The girl in the car smiles, showing two rows of sparkling, perfect, white teeth. Her topaz eyes are bright with excitement as she returns the thumbs up.
The girl in the shadows hops up and slides through a nearby window. It's the bathroom window. She walks out, and quietly sneaks into the kitchen. She hides in a cupboard and waits, gun in hand. Stephanie Meyer walks in to get a cup of coffee. The girl slinks out of the cupboard and steps behind her, putting the gun to the poor writer's head.
Stephanie Meyer stiffens, and then turns her head to see the girls face.
"Bella?" she asks, shocked to see a character from one of her books threatening her with a gun.
"Yes, Stephanie, it's me." Answers Bella. "I think it's time we had a little discussion about my humanity."
A few hours later, Eclipse is finished and ending the way Bella wants it to. The way where she gets turned into a vampire. Bella thanks Stephanie Meyer for her cowaperation and runs out to the car. She hops into the passenger seat and turns to the girl next to her.
"Did it work?" she asks.
"Yes, Alice," Bella answers "it worked."
After a few minutes, Alice's cell phone rings. As Alice answers it, Bella continues to stare out the window. Alice hands Bella the phone.
"It's for you." She says and mouths Edward to her. Bella takes the phone.
"Hello?"
"Bella, I'll change you." Says Edward.
"I know." Bella responds.
"Wait! How did you know that is what this is about?"
" Uhhhhhh."
" Bella! What did you do?!" He screamed, souding quite terrified. Bella didn't blame him though, after that time she attacked the governor with sharpies, she wouldn't trust her either.
"Um, I gotta go." She said, quickly hanging up the phone.
" Are you ever going to tell him that you threatened the author to get him to turn you?" Alice wondered.
" What he doesn't know won't hurt him." Was all the answer Bella gave her. They drove back to rainy Forks listening to (and singing along with) Over Weight by Blue October.
AN/ I only took up, like, one page! Wow! Thank the Coke a Cola company because their product kept this going! Yay Coca-Cola!!
Disclaimer: every night I dream that Twilight is mine, and every morning is a disappointment when I don't see my name on the spine.