by HiTecVirus
TWISTED METAL
Chapter One: The Reunion
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the Twisted Metal. SingleTrac does.
Background noises- Hi, how you doin'? Oh! Hay, hi. Oh yeah, I remember you. Ah, there you- Oh, you again, hey, guy with the bike, I know you, I kicked your ass.
Mr. Grim: *turns around* Yeah cause you shot acid in my eyes, you bia-tch. *shoots a skull missile*
Pit Viper: *dodges and shoots acid*
Mr. Grim: Argh...
Sweetooth: Ice cream! Get your icy cold killer ice cream right here!! Ice cream for sale!
Shadow: Hey, I'll take one!!
Sweetooth: * Throws an ice cream cone at him *
Shadow: Save me, Minion!! * blowz up*
Door: Ding dong
Everyone ignores the door
Darktooth: Somebody get the door.
The door opens.
Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh
Roadkill: It's a tornado!! Runnn!! Eeeeeeeekkkk!!! Everybody run!!!
Warthog: Nah, it's just Twister. .... ....And Roadkill...
Roadkill: Yeah?
Warthog: You scream like a wussy.
Roadkill: Forget you then, man!!
Hammerhead guy: Hay, lets goh two collage and drop out to!
Other Hammerhead guy: We cAn't!! we didnt finish Hi schoooll!
Hammerhead guy: Oh yeah!
Spectre: * to Outlaw I * Will you marry me?
Outlaw I: You must be looking for my sister. Hey, Sis!
Outlaw II: Yeah?
Outlaw I: I think this guy wants to marry you.
Spectre: No, I wanna marry you, Outlaw I.
Outlaw I: What the fuck!?
Crimson Fury and Yellow Jacket start fighting for no reason.
Mr. Grim: * accidentally shoots Twister with a skull missile for no apparent reason *
Skull Missile: * is repelled by Twister and hits Darkside *
Darkside: I see God, oh crap!! Oh, never mind, it's just you, Satan, wazzup?? Waiiit a minute... Er, yer not mad at me fer stealing yer flames from Hell, are you??
Satan: Yeah, I am, but I won't kill you. You'll just have to suffer.
Satan grabs Darkside, throws him in Hell, and Darkside is never ever seen again.
_________________________THE END___________________________________
HiTecVirus: Hopefully not the shotest story ever. Hope you enjoyed it! ^_____^
"Fudge brownies!!!!"
TWISTED METAL
Chapter One: The Reunion
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the Twisted Metal. SingleTrac does.
Background noises- Hi, how you doin'? Oh! Hay, hi. Oh yeah, I remember you. Ah, there you- Oh, you again, hey, guy with the bike, I know you, I kicked your ass.
Mr. Grim: *turns around* Yeah cause you shot acid in my eyes, you bia-tch. *shoots a skull missile*
Pit Viper: *dodges and shoots acid*
Mr. Grim: Argh...
Sweetooth: Ice cream! Get your icy cold killer ice cream right here!! Ice cream for sale!
Shadow: Hey, I'll take one!!
Sweetooth: * Throws an ice cream cone at him *
Shadow: Save me, Minion!! * blowz up*
Door: Ding dong
Everyone ignores the door
Darktooth: Somebody get the door.
The door opens.
Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh
Roadkill: It's a tornado!! Runnn!! Eeeeeeeekkkk!!! Everybody run!!!
Warthog: Nah, it's just Twister. .... ....And Roadkill...
Roadkill: Yeah?
Warthog: You scream like a wussy.
Roadkill: Forget you then, man!!
Hammerhead guy: Hay, lets goh two collage and drop out to!
Other Hammerhead guy: We cAn't!! we didnt finish Hi schoooll!
Hammerhead guy: Oh yeah!
Spectre: * to Outlaw I * Will you marry me?
Outlaw I: You must be looking for my sister. Hey, Sis!
Outlaw II: Yeah?
Outlaw I: I think this guy wants to marry you.
Spectre: No, I wanna marry you, Outlaw I.
Outlaw I: What the fuck!?
Crimson Fury and Yellow Jacket start fighting for no reason.
Mr. Grim: * accidentally shoots Twister with a skull missile for no apparent reason *
Skull Missile: * is repelled by Twister and hits Darkside *
Darkside: I see God, oh crap!! Oh, never mind, it's just you, Satan, wazzup?? Waiiit a minute... Er, yer not mad at me fer stealing yer flames from Hell, are you??
Satan: Yeah, I am, but I won't kill you. You'll just have to suffer.
Satan grabs Darkside, throws him in Hell, and Darkside is never ever seen again.
_________________________THE END___________________________________
HiTecVirus: Hopefully not the shotest story ever. Hope you enjoyed it! ^_____^
"Fudge brownies!!!!"