13 March.
A special day for someone in the Varia. But that 'someone' doesn't think that way. To him, this day is just another day where he'll receive wishes and presents from people and he tends to forget it.
So this day started off with Squalo coming back from a mission early in the morning shouting his favourite catchphrase, 'voi'. He was surprised not to hear any sound coming from the Varia (which the neighbours always complain about the noise), so he checked the living room to see if Belphegor and Fran are in there.
'Why am I worried about them? They can take care of themselves,' Squalo thought. Ignoring the silence, he went to his bathroom to take a shower that lasted for 2 hours. After he changed his dirty clothes with his clean ones, he went to the kitchen looking for food. Opening the kitchen door, he looked inside and found it empty.
'That's strange, Lussuria always wakes up early to cook,' he thought, 'Guess I have to make my own breakfast.' He opened the fridge and saw that it was empty. He opened the cupboards and saw that it was empty too, except for some spider webs.
'Doesn't anyone stocks up the food? I think it was Lussuria's job to go shopping last week.' Slamming the fridge, Squalo sat down on a chair. "Voi, this sucks," he sighed.
Suddenly, he heard a sound. A sound that does not belong in the Varia. It wasn't the sound of Bel's creepy laugh or the sound of someone slamming doors. It was the sound of someone closing a door softly, which the Varia weren't known to do. Being on full alert, he walked to the direction of the sound and ended up in front of the living room. Taking a few deep breaths, he went into the room, fully expecting someone to come running towards him with a knife.
What he didn't expect was someone popping a party popper in front of his face. Before he realised what was happening, a pair of arms wrapped him in a hug and shouted 'surprise'.
"VOOII! LUSSURIA! GET THE HELL OFF ME!" Squalo yelled.
"I don't wanna. My little Squ-chan is growing up so fast. I don't want to miss anything," Lussuria said, gayishly.
"Ushishishishi, that sounds so wrong, Lussuria. But you are right. Squally is getting older," Bel laughed, creepily.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS TALKING ABOUT?" Squalo yelled even louder this time.
"Maa… Squ-chan. Don't tell me you forgot about today. It's your birthday!" Lussuria stated.
"Ushishishishi, this proves that Squally is getting older," Bel said.
"Bel senpai, everybody grows older. Even you," Fran said.
"Ushishishishi, Shut up, Frog. I won't grow old because I am the Prince, ushishishishishi."
"You are not making any sense, senpai."
"Maa maa, enough of this nonsense and let's celebrate Squ-chan's 30th birthday," Lussuria cheered.
Lussuria dragged Squalo to sit on the couch. While they were singing the birthday song, Bel place a silver tiara on Squalo's head and Fran commented on how it matches his hair colour and makes him look like a woman. Levi brought a silver cake out of nowhere and placed it in front of Squalo. The party lasted till night time.
Squalo sighed. It was a long day for him. He just wants to rest. The presents he got from the Varia were no better. The worse was when a got a Kama Sutra book from Bel. And they wouldn't even let him burn it.
"You done?" said a voice behind him. Squalo turned around and was face to face with Xanxus. "I still haven't give you my present yet."
Squalo knew that this wasn't going to be easy. So he wont resist. Xanxus smirked, seeing as his subordinate wont fight more, he dragged Squalo to his room.
"Guess I wont get any rest like this."
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How is it? This is a birthday fic for Squalo. It's a bit late. I gotta sleep now. Night, readers!
R&R.