Well this idea came from... out of nowhere. Literally XD
Anyways, as some of you may know, my other Death Note disaster (Can't call it anything else :) ) was put into the community "Reportable Lemons" or something like that (Which means basically everything thats above M rated - mild Adult situations - is there...) so Im trying to do "Mild Adult Situations" like the 'rulebook' of this site commands me to. I hate it as much as any other person out there who wants to write lemons (I mean, it's not our fault if parents let their kids read M rated stories or whatever the reason was why MA rating was banned) but hey, if it doesn't sell it must be forbidden. And appearently High School AU's aren't safe either nor are self-inserts (OC and cannons are?). This lenghty note is to advise everyone to be careful with what they put in the M section unless they want to end up like me.
apple a day saves you from matt
a matt/mello one-shot
rated M for mild adult situations (whatever that means) and mild coarse (cuss) language.
Mello was in Wammy's library, doing something you should never do in a library.
Eating chocolate while reading a book.
Making a mess on said book produced by random bits of chocolate landing on it.
And last, but not least, loudly munching on said chocolate. Yes, not even the poor old librarian is a match for a Mello that eats chocolate.
On the other hand, Wammy's janitor who had been watch Mello since he had entered the library with the chocolate already in his mouth like a hawk, was hissing through his teeth and obviously preparing a mental arguement that he would have to do with the blonde. Just as he was about to move towards the chocoholic to demand for him to clean up his mess than leave, the library door opened for the first time in the last hour since the blonde had appeared, to reveal his best friend, a redhead gamer by the name Matt.
"Oh Matt." the janitor, who we shall name Y, sighed in relief and he struttered over to the computer whiz. "I am so glad you are here!"
"Well Mello and I were supposed to study together for that test tomorrow... why? Did he do something?" Matt asked curiously.
"Yes! He is practically abusing chocolate over there!" Y pointed towards Mello, who was now moving onto his tenth chocolate bar.
"Oh that... don't worry. I will tell him to clean it up." Matt told him kindly. Y nodded at him gratefully before leaving to take the poor librarian named X to Wammy's infarmary and to get some cleaning supplies. Meanwhile, Matt sat beside his best friend and secret boyfriend and leaned over to nip at his ear.
"Mels..." he hummed, licking at the shell. "What a bad Mello."
He could practically hear the blonde's pout.
"But Mattie, for some reason I just can't stop eating chocolate today! Besides... ehm I did this to the book did I?" he pointed at the smudges adoring the once clean piece of art.
"Yes, Mels, yes you did." Matt said smoothly turning the blonde's head around to make him look at him. "And munched on it loudly enough for the janitor to complain even more."
"Wow... I really am a bad boy." Mello's eyes widdened innocently, a spack of chocolate on the side of his left lower lip. "Can I get punished?"
"Oh don't worry, you will be tonight..." Matt licked the smudge away with a feral grin. "From head to toe."
Well that was... *shrugs* I guess I will just wait on reviews.