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Too much sake
Chapter 1
Nothing could go wrong
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It was a beautiful morning. The sun wasn't too bright, and there was a light breeze that felt like someone blowing you a kiss. Today was a perfect day. Nothing could ruin today, or so Kenshin thought.
Like any other morning, Kenshin did the laundry and began making breakfast. He called everyone when he finished setting the table with the help of Kaoru.
"Yo! Breakfast ready?" came a voice from the dojo gates.
"No one wants you here, so go back where you came from rooster- head!" hollered Yahiko. Kaoru slapped him upside the head. "Yahiko, don't say things like that!" She glared down at him while dumping rice into his bowl.
"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME KID?" yelled Sanoskue coming in with his fist shaking up in the air.
"Ohayao, Sano-" Kenshin was cut off by Sanoskue and Yahiko crashing and fighting on the floor.
Meanwhile, Kaoru just ignored them, and began eating, the same as Kenshin. Few seconds later, Yahiko's unconscious with swirly eyes in a corner, and Sanoskue's sitting at the table and gulping down who knows how much amount of food at a time, along with a few chopsticks that he thought were chocolate crackers.
Once he was finished he slammed his bowl on the table and smirked at Yahiko." I have an announcement to make!" Kenshin and Kaoru both lifted an eyebrow at this. 'This should be interesting' they both thought. Sanoskue cleared his throat, and continued "So, yesterday, right before dinner, I was lounging around, waiting to get something to eat when all of a sudden, something moved in the bushes. So I went to go investigate, and you'd never guess what I saw!" He said, laughing uncontrollably and banging his fist on the table for emphasis.
"I don't know, enlighten me." Kaoru said, getting quite bored.
Sano put up his composure and finished his story, "I found Yahiko there, with his hands inside his pants, scratching himself, and whispering something like 'Itai', then he saw me, and begged me not to tell anyone, but hey! Why the hell would I care about his ego?"
Just then, Kaoru rolled down on the floor, laughing in hysterics, saying" Yahiko *gasp* scratching *laughing* himself?!" Kenshin only chuckled a little, not wanting to embarrass the kid any further.
"It's a LIE!" Yahiko screamed, getting up, only to get knocked out again by Sanoskue.
Kaoru pulled herself off the floor and tried to compose herself, only to slap her knee and start laughing all over again.
*SNORT*
Everyone stared at Kaoru, and then started laughing at her. Kaoru blushed, then slammed her fist on the top of Kenshin's head. "Whet the HELL are you laughing at, BAKA?" taking a fistful of his front gi, and shaking him madly, until he turned swirly-eyed. She abruptly dropped him and yelped.
"Ah, I'm going to be late for my classes! See you guys later!" she said leaving the room, not before she accidentally stepped on a rurouni.
"Oro!" Kenshin squeaked as she stepped on him. "Whoops! Gomen Kenshin, I didn't see you there! Sayonara minna!" She then kicked the poor rurouni then left him oro-ing on the floor.
So after cleaning up the mess in the kitchen, Kenshin was happily doing the laundry. Then a shadow started towering over him. Kenshin looked up to see Sanoskue holding about thirty cases of sake.
"ORO! SANO! WH-"
"Shut up! Man, you gotta be so loud? Come and help me!" Sano ordered.
So then Kenshin took half of Sano's load, and they carried it into the dojo and settled them there.
"So, what are all these for?" Kenshin asked after putting the last case of sake down. Sano smirked and Kenshin gulped.
~TBC~
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PLEASE REVIEW!!
Author's notes:
So? What did you think? The first chapter is pretty boring, but it gets better in the next chapters!
Japanese glossary:
Demo-but
Yatta-yipee
Gi-training shirt
Hakama-training pants
Hai-yes
Iie-no
Sessha-unworthy one
Sayonara-goodbye
Jou-chan-missy (usually referring to Kaoru)
Ahou-moron Baka-idiot
-Dono-miss
Too much sake
Chapter 1
Nothing could go wrong
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~
It was a beautiful morning. The sun wasn't too bright, and there was a light breeze that felt like someone blowing you a kiss. Today was a perfect day. Nothing could ruin today, or so Kenshin thought.
Like any other morning, Kenshin did the laundry and began making breakfast. He called everyone when he finished setting the table with the help of Kaoru.
"Yo! Breakfast ready?" came a voice from the dojo gates.
"No one wants you here, so go back where you came from rooster- head!" hollered Yahiko. Kaoru slapped him upside the head. "Yahiko, don't say things like that!" She glared down at him while dumping rice into his bowl.
"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME KID?" yelled Sanoskue coming in with his fist shaking up in the air.
"Ohayao, Sano-" Kenshin was cut off by Sanoskue and Yahiko crashing and fighting on the floor.
Meanwhile, Kaoru just ignored them, and began eating, the same as Kenshin. Few seconds later, Yahiko's unconscious with swirly eyes in a corner, and Sanoskue's sitting at the table and gulping down who knows how much amount of food at a time, along with a few chopsticks that he thought were chocolate crackers.
Once he was finished he slammed his bowl on the table and smirked at Yahiko." I have an announcement to make!" Kenshin and Kaoru both lifted an eyebrow at this. 'This should be interesting' they both thought. Sanoskue cleared his throat, and continued "So, yesterday, right before dinner, I was lounging around, waiting to get something to eat when all of a sudden, something moved in the bushes. So I went to go investigate, and you'd never guess what I saw!" He said, laughing uncontrollably and banging his fist on the table for emphasis.
"I don't know, enlighten me." Kaoru said, getting quite bored.
Sano put up his composure and finished his story, "I found Yahiko there, with his hands inside his pants, scratching himself, and whispering something like 'Itai', then he saw me, and begged me not to tell anyone, but hey! Why the hell would I care about his ego?"
Just then, Kaoru rolled down on the floor, laughing in hysterics, saying" Yahiko *gasp* scratching *laughing* himself?!" Kenshin only chuckled a little, not wanting to embarrass the kid any further.
"It's a LIE!" Yahiko screamed, getting up, only to get knocked out again by Sanoskue.
Kaoru pulled herself off the floor and tried to compose herself, only to slap her knee and start laughing all over again.
*SNORT*
Everyone stared at Kaoru, and then started laughing at her. Kaoru blushed, then slammed her fist on the top of Kenshin's head. "Whet the HELL are you laughing at, BAKA?" taking a fistful of his front gi, and shaking him madly, until he turned swirly-eyed. She abruptly dropped him and yelped.
"Ah, I'm going to be late for my classes! See you guys later!" she said leaving the room, not before she accidentally stepped on a rurouni.
"Oro!" Kenshin squeaked as she stepped on him. "Whoops! Gomen Kenshin, I didn't see you there! Sayonara minna!" She then kicked the poor rurouni then left him oro-ing on the floor.
So after cleaning up the mess in the kitchen, Kenshin was happily doing the laundry. Then a shadow started towering over him. Kenshin looked up to see Sanoskue holding about thirty cases of sake.
"ORO! SANO! WH-"
"Shut up! Man, you gotta be so loud? Come and help me!" Sano ordered.
So then Kenshin took half of Sano's load, and they carried it into the dojo and settled them there.
"So, what are all these for?" Kenshin asked after putting the last case of sake down. Sano smirked and Kenshin gulped.
~TBC~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~
PLEASE REVIEW!!
Author's notes:
So? What did you think? The first chapter is pretty boring, but it gets better in the next chapters!
Japanese glossary:
Demo-but
Yatta-yipee
Gi-training shirt
Hakama-training pants
Hai-yes
Iie-no
Sessha-unworthy one
Sayonara-goodbye
Jou-chan-missy (usually referring to Kaoru)
Ahou-moron Baka-idiot
-Dono-miss