BlueJellyfish: Umm.....HII MINNA-SAN!! This is a little something that I thought while watching a movie!! ^_^. I hope you like it because I tried to make it cute. I also want to say that I don't own Slayers and PLEASE REVIEW!!

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"This way Gourry, this way!!"

"Okies, right behind you Lina!!"

"WOW!! Look at this BIG cave, Gourry!" A miniature sized Lina awed at the cave.

"It really IS big!" an also miniature sized Gourry pointed.

"Yeah.....LETS GO!!!" Lina cheered.

"YEAH!!" Gourry smiled.

~*~*Inside the Cave*~*~

"Lookie, lookie!" Lina pointed to a bone.

"What? I don't see anything," Gourry questioned as he tried to look for what Lina was pointing to....even if it was right in front of him.

"THERE!!" Lina stomped her foot as she pointed again.

"WHERE!!" Gourry whined.

"HERE!!" Lina screamed as she threw the bone at him.

When Gourry caught the bone he stared at it for a moment...before screaming and running in circles. "AHHHH!! IT'S A BONE!!" Gourry screamed louder before throwing it on the ceiling.

Lina, not hearing the clunking sound the bone made when it hit "something", started yelling at Gourry. "GOURRY!! YOU WANTED TO SEE WHAT I WAS POINTING AT, AND THEN YOU SCREAM?"

"Well, you never told me it was a bo-" Gourry was cut short when the ground began to shake.

~*~*Outside of the Cave*~*~

"When I find those STUPID kids I swear I-" but Luna stopped in her trails when she started to hear screaming. "Speak of the devils."

"AHHHH!!" Lina screamed when she ran into Luna.

"Lina, WHERE IS GOUR-" Luna didn't have to ask as a little Gourry ran out from the cave screaming as well.

"Owwww," Gourry moaned when he smacked into Luna.

"WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU ARE DOI-," Luna stopped again when she heard a loud rumble.

"DUCK AND COVER!!" Lina screamed as she pulled Gourry down to the ground with her and covered her head.

"What are you-" poor Luna, obviously not knowing what was coming, turned to the cave and was SMACKED in the face by a huge herd of BATS. After the bats fluttered away, Luna slowly turned to Lina and Gourry, now with her hair all over the place.

~*~*After a Moment of Silence*~*~

Lina and Gourry stared up at a RED and glaring, Luna. After a moment of MORE silence Gourry whispered to Lina, "I'm scared."

Luna continued to glare at them before walking over and picked them up by the collar of their shirts. Luna turned Lina so they could face each other. "Let me tell you a story Lina," Luna started to twitch. "Once upon a time, there was a boy. Oh, lets just say BLONDE boy. Well, this BLONDE boy was supposed to be training with his teacher. And for some certain unknown reason, the little boy just happened to disappear. Oh, and when the parents came to only find the teacher TIED UP AND GAGGED, how do you think they'd feel? Would they feel a) MAD, b) SAD, c) WORRIED, or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE!?" Luna glared down at Lina for an answer.

"I don't like this story," Lina simply stared up at Luna.

*Sigh* Standing by the cave a while longer Luna started to walk home....which was unpleasant since people kept staring at Luna and her hair.