A young woman, with black hair and two golden blonde highlights, and yellow eyes, figure skates with a man with silver hair and blue eyes, as if they were together.

Over the years, he's never ceased to surprise me. From the first time I saw him skate, until now, it's been one surprise after another.

Sochi, Grand Prix Final

"Sure enough, he's crushed the free skating event as well. This marks the fifth consecutive Grand Prix Final win for Russian legend, Victor Nikiforov. Nikiforov is now 27 years old. Some speculate that he might retire this season, but his masterful performance may lay such rumors to rest." The announcer said, my name is Hana Katsuki, Grand Prix Final gold medalist of the past two years, in the woman's side, of course. But I am a hybrid of indoraptor and human, you see, an indoraptor is like the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World, but 75% smaller and have the attributes of the velociraptor, such as the toe claw, my mother was and indoraptor-human hybrid, like me, and so are my sisters, Luna and Elena, Elena is a junior skater and about Yuri Plisetsky's age, and Luna is about Phichit Chulannont's age. So, I won again this year at the GPF, earing myself another gold medal, but I've been friends with Victor Nikiforov for a long time now. It started when we went to his college in St. Petersburg, Russia, he was the one that taught me how to figure skate, so I may have developed a big crush on him. I heard yelling in the boys bathroom, I went in there and saw Yuri Plisetsky yelling at my cousin. I went to him and smacked him on the head.

"Yuri Plisetsky! Why were you yelling at my cousin?!" I yelled. Both boys looked at me in shock, just so you know, I have a very bad temper, almost like a rampaging T. Rex.

"This Fat Pig is your cousin?" Yuri asked, shocked and confused at the same time.

"Yes! And if you don't go, I'll tell Elena where you are!" I yelled, then he ran in fear.

"Sorry, Yuuri, he's always been like that." I apologized to my cousin, then I got my stuff before I met with my sisters, then I saw Victor asking my cousin if he wanted a photo, then Yuuri walked away in sadness.

"Sorry Victor, my cousin just lost the GPF, anyways, I hope you'll text me, right?" I said.

"Of course, you're my best friend." Victor said, giving me a hug. I hugged him back, god, I'll miss him.

"Victor..." I said, causing him to look at me.

"Just so you know, I'll be going back to my home in Hasetsu after today, so I'll really miss you." I said, tearfully.

"I'll miss you too my angel." He said, then kissing my forehead.

"Come on sisters, let's go home." I said calling to my sisters.

Hasetsu Station, A Few Days Later

After a few days, my cousin, Yuuri, is finally coming home.

"Where is he?! We've been waiting for five minutes!" My old teacher, Minako, said impatiently. She was the one who taught me, and my sisters, ballet. She was a dancer once and won many times, she was my idol when I was young.

"I'm sure he's probably getting his suitcase." I said, that's when I heard a 'Oh, God.' Then I saw Yuuri complaining about the posters we made for him.

"Yuuri!" Me and Minako said, to get his attention.

"Why are you skulking around like that?" Minako said as my cousin was freaking out.

"Hey! What are you two doing here?" He asked.

"Welcome home, after five long years." Me and Minako said in a sing-songy voice.

"That's really not necessary." Yuuri said.

"Stand straight and smile, would ya?" Minako said. Yuuri then stood straight.

"Welcome back, cousin! I missed you so much." I said running towards him and giving him a hug.

"I missed you too, Hana." He said, soon we went home, but before that, we greeted some fans of Yuuri.

"I'm home." Yuuri said.

"Aunt Hiroko, guess who we have with us!" I yelled happily.

"Hana, and Minako, thank you both for getting him at the station. Yuuri, welcome home." My Aunt Hiroko said.

"Yeah. Thanks mom. It's been a long time, I should've come and visit sooner, sorry." Yuuri said sadly.

"None of that now. I only wish I made it to your graduation. Want a pork cutlet bowl?" Aunt Hiroko asked.

"I do. I haven't eaten since breakfast." I said, happily, trying to cheer my cousin up.

"You know, you look like you lost weight." Minako said.

"You're so sweet to an old lady. What about you? No matter how much you drink, you don't seem to gain a pound." Aunt Hiroko said, then Minako looked sternly at Yuuri.

"As for you, what kind of gut are you hiding underneath that bulky coat of yours?" Minako said, Yuuri then slowly walked away, then Minako grabbed him.

"All right, off with the clothes!" Minako yelled. Then she took of Yuuri's excess clothes, and let's just say, he's gained a lot more weight.

"Nooooooooo!" Minako screamed, because of Yuuri's weight.

"Wow, you look just like your mom, Yuuri." My Uncle Toshiya came in, laughing.

"This is no laughing matter, Toshiya. A figure skater has to maintain a certain physique and that isn't it." Minako said.

"You gained weight easily ever since you were a boy, cousin. But it doesn't matter, now how many pork cutlet bowls you want?" I said.

"Well. Before I eat..." Yuuri sadly said.

"Of course, cousin. We understand so pay your respects." I said. Last year before the GPF, Yuuri's dog, who he named after Victor, who is his idol, died last year. I went to the ice skating rink near Hasetsu Castle, which is actually a ninja house. Once I arrived, I saw Yuko, a good friend of Yuuri's, since they were little.

"Hi Yuko, long time no see, right?" I said happily. Yuko heard me, and stared, and then ran to me to give me a hug.

"Yeah, it's been too long. Let me guess, you're here to ice skate?" She said, smiling.

"Yep, I have been practicing this one for a long time now." I said, getting my skates on.

"What song you chose?" Yuko asked.

"It's the theme of Jurassic Park." I said, I always loved the Jurassic Park films since it first premiered. I got into the rink, and started in the center of the rink. The song starts. I decided to imitate my idol, Tonya Harding's, 1994 Winter Olympics Free Skate, even though she was banned from skating ever again. After the Olympics, I got her autograph, I still have it to this very day, she was the one who made me conquer my dream of figure skating, I was her biggest fan. So I did the first step sequence, then I jumped the Triple Lutz, the first jump, I landed perfectly, then I jump a Triple Axel, perfectly, then after a few seconds, I do a Triple Flip, as my favorite melody of the song starts, I do a combination spin, then I skate on one leg for 5 seconds, then I do a Triple Loop, then after a few more seconds of step sequence, I do a Double Axel, and Triple Toe Loop combination, then a few more seconds a Triple Salchow, after that I do the final combination spin, and then the finishing pose. (AN: If you want to see the skate your self, go to the internet and search watch?v=T3wfA4lrxNs) I breath heavily then I heard clapping. I look to see Yuuri and Yuko, both smiling.

"That was amazing, Hana!" Yuko said.

"Oh, it was nothing, really." I said shyly.

"Nothing, you did your idol's free skate, and there something I want to show you." Yuuri said, as I got off the rink, I saw as he skated Victor's free skate, Stay Close To Me, at the end, I was clapping really hard I thought my hands would hurt.

"You're freaking amazing! That was a perfect copy of Victor!" Yuko and I yelled at the same time.

"Honestly, I thought you we're depressed." Yuko said.

"I was. But it turns out being depressed gets pretty old after a while. I lost my love for skating, and I wanted it back. I thought if I copied Victor like in the old days, it would help. Yuko, I've been thinking... The thing is..." Yuuri said, then I saw Yuko's triplet daughters, Axel, Lutz, and Loop, appear in front of Yuko.

"My girls, Axel, Lutz, and Loop. They're a lot bigger than the last time you saw them, aren't they?" Yuko said, explaining to Yuuri.

"Uh, yeah." Yuuri said, he must've forgotten about them. The girls started asking random questions.

"Ignore them. The girls are groupies, sorry." Yuko said, apologizing. Then Yuko's husband, Takeshi Nishigori, showed up behind Yuuri, rubbing Yuuri's fat belly. After that, they motivated Yuuri, I decided to skate some more, before going home.

"I'm home, mom." I said.

"Welcome back sweetheart. I'm in the kitchen making you and your sisters' favorite dinner." I heard my mom, Akeno Katsuki, say.

"Breaded pork chops?" I asked.

"Yup." Mom replied. After dinner, I heard my phone ding, a text from Nishigori. When I saw it, I couldn't believe my eyes! The Triplets recorded and uploaded me and Yuuri's skates, and they've gone viral. The next day, I decided to go visit Yuuri. As I got there, I saw Yuuri tackled by a poodle.

"Yuuri! Are you ok?" I asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Yuuri said, as he got licked by the poodle. But that poodle, it looks like, no, it can't be, can it?

"Morning! Looks just like our Victor, eh? His owner's a new guest. Some good looking young fellow with an accent. He's in the spring right now." Uncle Toshiya said. My eyes widened and me and Yuuri ran for the spring. As we got there I could believe my eyes. Victor Nikiforov, was in the spring, in person.

"Victor... Why are you here?" Yuuri and I asked at the same time. He stood up, revealing his... I don't know what to say, but it was very big, bigger then I've expected.

"Hello Yuuri and Hana Katsuki. Starting today, I'm going to be you're new coach. You two are going to get to the Grand Prix Final, and Yuuri, your going to win." Victor said then winked at us. Victor, as me and Yuuri's new coach, I wanted to think, but I couldn't. Because I kind of had a dirty mind, I used sexual innuendos before, and I was staring straight at his sausage.

"Victor's big. Bigger than I expected. (panting) HOLY SHIT!" I said then passing out from a nose bleed.

Not once over the years, has he ever ceased to surprise me.

To be continued...


So here's my Yuri! On Ice fanfiction, Hana's personality is a mix of Ayame Kajou from Shimoneta, and Rias Gremory from Highschool DXD. Hope you enjoyed, I think it's a funny ending. What do you guys think.