There once was a man named Keiichi, but thats a lie, his real name was Paul. He was a super cool guy and got a long with all the chicks of Hinamizawa. Nights were filled with partying and sex. But then some fag came to the villiage, his name was Steven. Everyone hated steven, for he disregarded every piece of the english language for his love of world history in order to become a gay porno script writer when he grows up.
So one day after Shion, Rena, and Paul were done with their threesome, they killed Steven and blamed it on the curse. No one cared, and Paul went back to banging hot Higurashi chicks.
The end.
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