A/N: Hey there everyone(: This is a drabble I typed up a few months ago. I found it while exploring my xanga, so it's nothing too serious. When I read through it, I decided that, like a couple of other authors here, that I'll start a drabble-fic. Each chapter is a completely separate story unless noted otherwise. Expect more drabbles to come.

Disclaimer: I own not anything of the Phoenix Wright franchise. If I did, Charley would get his time in the spot-light, and if you don't remember who Charley is, Franziska shall whip you! -crack!-

I hope you get a smile after reading. (: (: (:

The Truth Behind the Bandage.

"You know," Phoenix Wright commented to his comrade Miles Edgeworth one day, "Don't you ever wonder what's under that bandage Detective Gumshoe has on his face all the time."

Edgeworth gave him his "why-the-hell-should-I-care" look.

"And I want to know because...?"

Phoenix shrugged.

"It's just that he's had that on for the past three years!" He waved his arms around wildly for added emphasis. "He might have some long-term disease or an oversized mole for all we know!"

Edgeworth's left eye twitched, then preceded to shake his head.

"Wright, your poorly-educated brain will never get you anywhere."

The spikey-haired man leaned in towards the frilly prosecutor's face and poked his nose.

"Objection! I've just about owned you every time in court with my smart skills."

Edgeworth smacked the man's head.

"Objection! Lady Luck pities the fools that are doomed later in life. Knowing you, I bet you'll end up as a piano-playing hobo with a magician daughter."

"Take That!"

Phoenix landed a karate kick on Edgeworth's jaw. Edgeworth made a fast recovery and started shooting razor sharp frills out of his sleeves. The blue-suited man countered the frills with his spiky hair. A battle of epic proportions ensued, making everyone within a mile radius of them to back away. One man, however, was stupid enough to go talk to the two men.

"Hey there, pals!" Gumshoe greeted, smiling his usual smile.

Phoenix and Edgeworth froze in the midst of their battle. Edgeworth was pinching his "enemy's" cheeks as hard as he could while Phoenix was attempting to spike-ify Edgeworth's slicked back hair.

Edgeworth let go of Phoenix's mug and calmly told Gumshoe, "Take off that bandage."

Gumshoe looked at the prosecutor's face in confusion.

"What bandage?"

"The one on your face."

"But why, pal?"

"Unless you don't want to see your next paycheck, Detective, I suggest you take that bandage off right now."

Phoenix, after rubbing his cheeks to get the feeling back in them, stood by Edgworth and curiously stared at the bandage. At long last, the mystery will finally be revealed.

Detective Gumshoe started to slowly peel off the bandage, increasing the suspense. Phoenix and Edgeworth stared intensely at Gumshoe's face, causing the victim to sweat bullets. Of course, anyone would be sweating bullets if they had the famous defense attorney Phoenix Wright and the more-so famous prosecuting attorney Miles Edgeworth looking at them wide-eyed.

They were so close to having this three-year mystery being finally revealed.

However, before Gumshoe could completely take it off, an alien spaceship whizzed by and beamed him up.

Phoenix and Edgeworth stood there, mouth agape, speechless.

"I-I-I-I OBJECT! T-THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!" Phoenix accusingly pointed at the now-leaving hovercraft. "It just can't… I mean… That was… it was… AUGH! A-a-a-a-a-ALIENS!!" And Phoenix was out like a light, just like that.

Edgeworth blinked rapidly before calmly sitting down on the ground. He then proceeded to faint as well.

Meanwhile, on the spaceship...

Gumshoe peeled off the bandage, revealing a bright blue button. He pressed it, causing his skin to come off. All that was left was a purple creature of sorts. He turned around and faced the other purple creatures in the spaceship, giving them all a lopsided grin.

"Thanks, pals! Boy, that sure was a close one."

END(:

I stand by my logic. Detective Dick Gumshoe is an ALIENNN. O.O -waggles fingers as eerie alien music plays in the background- So yeahh. I hope you liked. Reviews & Criticisms are much loved. Flames will be used for my bonfire.

NOTE: Be on the look-out for my soon to be up one-shot. It's mostly Ema Skye-centric, but it has KlavxEma goodness it. Check my profile for more info. I hope you guys will read it. (: