Family Guy opening begins, (scene then shows an empty desert and qwertymandan/ me)
QWERTYMANDAN; hello avid readers welcome to the story i would like to say... (qwertymandan is interrupted by loud ticking, looks in front and sees a NUKE with a countdown that reads 00:00), awww hell no, NUKE then goes off, KABOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM, (me flying through the air), AHHHHHHHHHH SHIT! I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE, (lands in safety and proceeds to kiss the ground, LAND, SWEET SWEET LAND I LOVE YOU, end of movie, (an single ostrich on an school gym bleacher says, HA-HA), (Stewie in background shoots said ostrich and says, VICTORY WILL BE MINE BITCHES), screen slowly fades to black and family guy credits appear as the theme tune plays. THE END.