Chapter 1

The idiot of the hour, the crazy and insane person nobody really wants to understand, and the fool of the century. You'd know that insane person as Ash Ashley Ketchem, which would be me. Nobody really understands me. And, like, so what if I say like too much? I honestly don't care how much, like, I stand out. I'm my own person. Like, isn't it so obvious by the way I talk? I talk like a gay guy, even though I'm not gay-err, so I thought. You see, I never knew I'd turn out gay in the end. But that's getting a bit ahead of myself. Let me start from the beginning.

Well, as I already told you, my name's Ash Ashley Ketchem, not chum. I don't know who this chum guy is, but I'm a chem! ...he he, chem....chum! Anyways, like, my hair is such a pretty color. It's black, so everyone says. I say it's more of the color of the feathers on a raven. And my eyes are a beautiful golden brown. They are, like, so pretty. They are as bright as my personality. I'm a nice guy, and the class clown. Personally, I'd prefer to, like, remain that way.

So, here I am, twelve years old, and successful with my Pokemon training. I'm one of the best there is. And I'm done with Pokemon training for the time being. If I ever feel like traveling more, then my adventure's not over yet. Like, I think that'll be when I'm like an old guy or somethin'. I should get a trophy for all my hard won work, but I haven't won first place in anything. It's sad. I wanna shiny trophy! I want one oh-so, like, badly! I'd jump off of a cliff if it meant that I could win a trophy.

Anyways, have you heard of the Teen Titans? They used to live somewhere in America and decided to move here in Kanto, Japan-Pallet Town to be exact. They have a huge T tower that overlooks the whole town. It's so pretty. I can see it from my house. Anyone could for that matter. You'd have to be blind not to see it. And I have a secret crush on Starfire. She's really pretty with her bright green eyes and her lovely smile, not to mention her beautiful long red hair. I feel my heart flutter every time I see her. Just being next to her makes my heart race! And boy oh boy, how much I wish we could be together. But from the way that, like, I see it, she's in love with that Robin guy, and we are merely best friends. I'm, like, so jealous! How I wish I were, like, Robin, being lucky enough to be able to kiss her, being able to run fingers through her soft hair, and able to gaze into those pretty eyes of hers and know that she'll never leave.

"Ash! Snap out of it!" my brown haired, blue eyed best friend Richie said, trying to get my attention. "Richie to Ash, do you copy?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah," must've spazzed out there for a moment or somethin'. The last thing I recall him saying was something about Sparky, his male Pikachu. "I'm, like, fine, Richie."

"You sure Ash?"

"Yes, I'm sure! Don't worry, I'm fine." I sighed while I began thinking about Starfire again. "But I was just thinking about our love lives. Ya know, start dating girls. I've already got my eyes on someone."

"Do you know if she likes you back?" Richie asked me curiously, raising an eyebrow.

"I wish I did, but I don't." I said with disappointment in my voice. "And the worst part is that she's already taken."

"I feel a bit lucky. I know the one I've got a crush on is single, and I have no idea if they like me back." Richie said to me while spazzing out for a moment, thinking about who he, like, likes. "I doubt they'll ever like me. They don't seem like the type to like me."

"Who do you like?"

"Uh...." for some odd reason, he was blushing madly and was hesitating to answer that simple question of mine. I wonder why. Eh, maybe he just because I got him embarrassed or something. "...I-...I can't say. I think things would be awkward between you and I if I told you..."

Wonder what the big deal was, but whatever. Wait! What if he's in love with my twin sister Ashley? Guys aren't supposed to date their best friend's sister! That's against us. Not sure why we set up that rule though.

"Oh, alright then." I didn't want to get any further into who this person was, since it might be something he doesn't want to share with me.

"Well, I wish you the best of luck with your love life then." he said, while smiling at me,

"Yeah, best of luck with your love life too," I replied like a gay guy, as I usually talk.