"Good Heavens! That's a laser," exclaimed Dr. Scott, wheeling backwards, away from the imposing Transylvanian standing before them.
"Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter," replied Riff Raff, standing tall, confirming Dr. Scott's suspicions.
"You're going to kill him?!" Brad was shocked at the scene playing out before them. "What's his crime?"
Dr. Scott turned to Brad and said, "You saw what became of Eddie." Dr. Scott's nephew, Eddie, had met an untimely end, becoming well acquainted with the pointy end of an ice pick earlier that evening. "Society must be protected."
"Yes. And now, Dr. Furter, you're time has come," Riff Raff said, turning the laser on Franknfurter. Believing the situation required a certain dramatic overtone, Riff Raff added, "Say goodbye to all of this and hello of oblivion." His lips twitched in excitement as he placed a second hand on the laser to steady his aim, all the better for a kill shot.
Just then, a terrible shriek came from the red-headed girl named Columbia. "No," she screeched from behind Riff Raff. Startled, he turned abruptly and pulled the trigger. The laser beam hit Columbia square in the chest and she fell, dead before she hit the floor.
Frank gasped and Riff Raff returned his attention to his intended target. It had taken the death of his faithful groupie for him to realize that Riff Raff meant business. Panic drove him as he stumbled backwards, groping the air in search of anything remotely useful. His hands fell upon a large amount of heavy fabric, the stage's curtain. His brain screamed "climb" and he began his ascent.
Frank managed to pull himself a few meters off the ground, but was moving rather slowly, making himself a rather easy target. Riff Raff raised the laser, pointing it at Frank's back, and pulled the trigger. Frank's lifeless body fell limply to the floor, taking the curtains with him.
"Ugh!" cried Rocky in a distressed tone. He ran to Frank's side and pulled the curtain off of him. He continued his cries of "Ugh", as words were not his strong suit. Rocky lifted Frank up off the ground to take him away.
Riff Raff did not agree with this course of action. He shot the laser at his newest target: Rocky Horror. However, the blasts from the laser seemed not to harm Rocky, but to ricochet off his chest and dissipate into nothingness. Riff Raff was flabbergasted and turned up the power of the laser three more points and tried again. This time the laser beams bounced off Rocky's overly glittery chest, shooting mini beams everywhere and then everybody died.
The end.
Moral of the story: Beware of body glitter.