A/N : An attempt at humor, there is some cussing it's part of Vegeta's character, cuz he be a bad sexy man. Anyways Enjoy!

Disclaimer: i do not own DBZ or any of the characters, if i did, i'd put it to better use then write fanfiction in my spare time.

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Family Fun Time!

It had been any other normal day at Capsule Corp. bright, sunny, and arguing in the background. "Vegeta you're coming!" Bulma had her hands on her hips glaring at her husband. "Woman! I need to train! Why on this mud ball of a planet would I waste my time and brain cells on an idiotic movie!?" Vegeta growled standing up to Bulma not the least bit afraid like that idiot Kakkorat would've been.

"You are spending this night with your family Vegeta! If you don't then you'll regret it for sure!" Bulma straightened her back and folded her arms on her chest; she knew the perfect way to get Vegeta to do almost anything.

"Ooooh, I'm so scared. What are you going to do, woman? Hurt me?" Vegeta broke out into a fit of laughter sure that he had won this argument. He was wrong.

"I may not be able to hurt you Vegeta, but I can deprive you of something you need from me." Bulma eyed him sinisterly. Vegeta stopped his laughing and looked at her with many emotions playing across his face; disbelief, confusion, annoyance, understanding, then pain. Bulma took this as her cue to continue, "You got it buster, no sex, I can go without it for a long time and you know it."

Freeway

"Idiot Woman…shitty 'family time'…no sex…hmph!" Vegeta had been grumbling and complaining since he got into the car. Bulma was driving and Vegeta in the passenger seat, Trunks was sitting in the back seat looking out the window fascinated with another driver next to them on the freeway. Two girls were dancing in their seats to some loud music, then one of them laughed so hard her soda came out her nose. "Oooo…that had to burn," Trunks looked away laughing.

Bulma got a bit uncomfortable with the silence in the car, "C'mon Vegeta, it'll be fun! It's been awhile since we all did something fun together."

"Whatever, so where are we going anyways?" He asked, he might as well know where he was going to be tortured for the next few hours.

" It's a place I used to go to as a kid! Trunks will absolutely love it!" She giggled with delight speeding faster anxious to get to their destination.

Walking to the front entrance Vegeta saw the title of his hellhole. "Funland?" Vegeta said with pure disgust in his voice clearly not impressed. "Yeah! They have go-carts, bumper boats, batting cages, arcade games, rock climbing, and mini golf." Bulma said while opening the door. Inside Vegeta quickly noted it was too loud and reeking of old cheese pizza and sweaty kids. The trench between Vegeta's eyebrows grew deeper as he saw a kid running with only his underwear on grasping long tickets in his hand run by screaming at the top of his lungs. "Disgusting creatures…"

They played the arcade games first, Bulma was playing a shooting game reminiscing in the old days with Goku while Vegeta and Trunks were playing air hockey. Trunks had taught him how to play the game since Vegeta had never even heard of it. "Okay Dad, you use that hand piece to hit the puck into my goal and to block your own goal too." Trunks had taken the first hit and the puck went bouncing off of the sides of the table and towards Vegeta's goal. Vegeta blocked his goal and hit the puck the opposite way, Trunks reached out and quickly hit the puck and made his first score against his Dad. "Yeah! Heh heh," Trunks said excitedly. Vegeta grunted and took his puck and placed it on the table and continued the game.

Trunks had made 4 more goals giving the total 5 to 0. "Alright brat, no more play time!" Vegeta hit his puck and it rebounded off of the sides many times going at an amazing speed. Trunks head was going back and forth trying to keep his eye on the puck when suddenly Vegeta hit it again shooting the puck straight to Trunks goal. They gave each other competitive looks and the game was on! The score was 6 to 6 and no one was backing down with one shot left they were completely wild with aggression.

"Think you can handle this Dad." Trunks smack talked his father, "Brat, you have no idea who you're talking to." Setting the puck in the middle of the table they both stroke for it Vegeta getting the upper hand. The puck went back and forth at a rapid pace both players hitting it whenever it reached them. A crowd had managed to gather around them and watch the game. The puck reached Trunks and suddenly it was gone! "What the…" Vegeta searched the table and found nothing, Trunks had began to slide his hand piece back and forth rapidly, then lift his hand piece and reviled the puck for a split second and hit it dramatically sending it into Vegeta's goal.

The game was blaring sirens, making a big show declaring Trunks the winner and Vegeta the definite loser of the game. "And that's what I call The Pulverizing Puck!" Trunks puffed out his chest crossing his arms over his chest proud of himself. Vegeta was steaming, he hated to loose, and he had to be the best. With a loud grunt he hit the remaining puck on the table and it shot out across the room and hit the giant Bee mascot clear through the head, out the window hitting a car through the windshield, and causing the alarm to go off outside. The crowd had gone to see if the mascot was okay seeing a puck shaped hole through the fluffy head between it's eyes, luckily the mans head was 2 inches below that. Bulma had seen the whole thing and rushed them outside to go do something else. "Vegeta you big idiot! Control your temper!" Bulma slapped Vegeta's arm frustrated, Vegeta ignored Bulma and looked at Trunks, "I'll get you next time boy."

The rest of the day there was a competition between Vegeta and Trunks; the go-carts which they ended up being a complete mess, cars staked up on one another, they had to close it down so they could get the cars back on the ground. Bumper Boats ended up being destroyed as well; they sunk those to the bottom of the pool. After that they hit the batting cages, both in separate hardball cages they started hitting their baseballs. Trunks hit his first one and hit the very back of the net while Vegeta did the same. "Hey Dad I bet I can hit the pole in the center 10 times." Trunks had just started yet another challenge. "Make it twenty." Vegeta yelled to his son.

Baseballs were aimed at the pole being hit 4 times, 11 times, 19 times when Vegeta heard Bulma scream with pure terror. He turned around to see if his wife was alright but he forgot about the ball that was being shot out towards him. "Bulma!" Vegeta yelled still turned around when he was suddenly hit in the back of the head with a hardball going 75 miles per hour. Hitting him with a loud crack Vegeta lost his balance and fell flat on his face. The ball that had hit him had split into 3 parts, totally obliterated. Bulma walked into the cage leaning down by Vegeta who had turned over and sat up. "Woman! What was wrong with you!?" He yelled up towards her. "There… was a bee and..." Bulma was messing with the hem of her shirt looking guilty but still trying to hold in a laugh. "…" Vegeta stared at her flabbergasted, "A bee, woman I gave you more credit than you deserved!" Bulma just shrugged her shoulders, "Obviously you have higher credit for me elsewhere," She winked and slightly lifted her shirt showing her taught stomach. "Right, you owe me that later woman." He said getting up and walking out of the cage, Trunks was waiting outside laughing. "I can't believe you just got hit by that ball!" Trunks peeled with laughter, "Shut it, brat! Or you're looking at the same thing happening to you!" Trunks quickly stopped laughing and walked along with his parents. "I still beat you…" he said quietly. Vegeta looked at his son with determination on his face, grabbed a bat, and head back towards the cage. "Fine then, I'll beat you by ten more baseballs hitting the same poll."

He put his coins in and started, the baseballs hit his target but from the poll being hit so many times it caused the back where the balls were being shot out short circuited causing the aim on the shooting to aim lower. The 9th ball was way lower than he expected and hit him in the groin. Vegeta dropped to his knees cupping his groin and then was hit again in the front of the head by the next ball. Vegeta fell to his side while ball after ball was being shot fast above him thankfully missing him, getting up he yelled, "This piece of shit!" he grabbed his base bat and hit the next ball as hard as he could hitting the poll causing it to split in half. The poll towered over taking the net along with it, Vegeta walked out of the cage not looking back. Bulma and Trunks stare on at the dramatic scene behind him seeing a small mushroom cloud form far in the background along with more car alarms from the baseball he hit. "Where to next woman?" he said this as if nothing happened looking at Bulma with her eyes open wide and agape. "Mini Golf…" she said weakly. "C'mon boy, woman, lets go." Walking away they followed after him.

Hole 1

"What is the point of this game?" Vegeta asked Bulma, "Use your club to putt the ball into that hole over there," she said pointing at the hole that was no more than 9 feet away from them. "Simple enough." Bulma and Trunks giggled at his ignorance. Trunks and Bulma went both getting Birdies. Now up was Vegeta, standing how he saw Bulma do it he gently tapped the ball getting a hole in one. "Nice dad!" Trunks congratulated. "Like I said, Simple enough."

Hole 7

The three of them stood at the beginning strip fake green grass staring at the end. "That lighthouse is in my way." Vegeta said gruffly. "It's part of the obstacle, Vegeta, you putt your ball through the little door on the bottom of the lighthouse and it goes down into a tube down to the patch of green down below where the hole is." Bulma stated pointing with her finger. Bulma made it by timing rhythmically in her head when the trap door opened and closed and got a hole in one, jumping up and down with accomplishment. Trunks…not so much. The trap door denied his ball and rejected it to the catch pit spitting it out to the lower half where he got to the hole with 3 more putts. Vegeta's turn was next, he timed the door like Bulma and putt his ball upwards, the door shut suddenly too fast and blocked Vegeta's ball.

"Cheating piece of crap!" He yelled at the door running up and grabbing his ball before it went into the catch pit.

"Vegeta! That's cheating!" Whined Bulma. "I'm Vegeta, Prince of All Saiyans, I do whatever I want." He said proudly placing the ball back down.

"Seriously mom, even I know that by now." Trunks said leaning on his club, Bulma looked down on him raising an eyebrow and continued watching Vegeta.

Timing the door again he putted the ball and the door slammed his ball out again, Vegeta caught the ball again before it fell to the catch pit. Hitting the ball three more times the door shut it out. "Agh! I'm sick of this shit!" Vegeta placed his ball down quickly and hit the ball hard enough to smash just through the door on the lighthouse and down the ball went through the tube giving Vegeta a hole in one. Walking smugly to where his family was he picked his ball up and headed for the next hole. Bulma and Trunks looked at each other not really all that surprised and shrugged their shoulders and followed after him.

Final Hole

They found themselves staring at the huge contraption before them; they had to hit the ball through a loop-dee-loop metal piece, sending it though a tube tunnel that dropped the ball off onto a small boat carrying it across the pond where a wheel in the water picked it up, brought it over landing it onto a trapeze that carried the ball further dropping it onto the strip of fake grass leading it to the hole.

"Screw that!" Vegeta barked out.

"Are you telling me you're giving up Vegeta?" Bulma asked surprised. "No, I'm sick of this, I've been here all day taking shit from this stupid hell hole, my head aches, my balls hurt, and I can't get that crappy pizza smell out of my nose." Folding his arms over his chest he gave his best scowl. "Goku would do it…" Bulma said loud, Trunks looked at his dad eyes wide his mouth stretched out.

" ...Move over."

Vegeta set his ball down and calculated his approach, hitting the ball it went through the loop-dee-loop metal piece and through the tube tunnel dropping the ball into the boat that carried it through the pond. They were all watching with white knuckles excited. The wheel in the water picked up the ball and sent it onto the trapeze slipping off onto the fake grass strip it sped its way down towards the hole, it was almost there, there was no way it wouldn't miss. Bulma and Trunks were cheering why Vegeta looked smug, they kept on watching as the ball went further towards the hold, the ball went into hole but hit the opposite side bouncing it back out and down into the pond.

"Mulligan," Trunks rasped out. Bulma turned towards Vegeta who seemed to be calm, "Almost Vegeta, good try, stay calm, you can get it next time." Bulma tried to make sure he wouldn't loose his temper. "Of all the F--ing luck!" Vegeta charged up his ki and sent the blow towards the ridiculous contraption and blew it sky high. Bulma and Trunks took cover the best they could.

Two miles south of Funland

"Oooooo! Ain't that just perty Clarence?!" Bobby the hillbilly was sitting on his porch, shot gun in one hand, and a beer in the other staring at the lit up evening sky.

"Su-u-u-re is! HoooEeee! Looks like Funland is having anotha' one of them firework shows ternight." Clarence spat into a bucket enjoying the show.

Back at Funland

Outside the entrance to Funland Bulma was talking with the manager, he had a combed over bald spot, wearing a tight red button up shirt with a blue and yellow striped tie, black pants that didn't quite reach his ankles, and wearing white socks.

"Mrs. Briefs I'm sorry to say that we can't allow him back here…ever." The man was sweating profusely fiddling with his tie. The man with the wild hair scared the living day lights out of him. "I can pay you for the damage of course and yes I understand, I'm sure he wont be that upset to hear that." She laughed quietly handing him a check. The manager left and Bulma went to the car where Trunks and Vegeta were.

"What'd'e say mom?" Trunks asked.

"He kicked your father out." Bulma laughed looking at Vegeta who was sulking in his seat. Hell he was happy just to be out of that smelly torture pit.

"Like I care, that place deserved what it got." Vegeta quipped back. "Are we ready to leave for home or what?"

"Ah, Ah, Aaaah," Bulma said moving her finger back and forth in front of his face, "We still have the movie to go see!"

Vegeta's eyes bulged and he tensed in his seat, "F--k." Vegeta dropped his head in his hands and they drove off to the theaters.

To be Continued...with your help

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