What happens to the HP Characters & Fanfiction Authors when they die

by AuthorAndrewCharlusPotter

Full Title: What happens to the non canon shipping HP Characters & Fanfiction Author's when they die, this is the true afterlife of all non canon shipping characters & the fanfiction authors' that create them. The torture, should be a good show. With blood curdling screams, while their 242,000 multiplied bits are being blended N a gigantic blender. This is the punishment for them.

Harry Potter and the afterlife's explanation

This is an explanation of noncanon couplings afterlifes and what happens to them while they are down there in wizarding hell as well.

Imagine a canyon with fire all around either harry, ginny, strung up to the canyon walls with shackles around his neck, elbows, wrist, waist, knees and ankles and stark n*** as well, and then the torturer named Emerald (Canon Harry) slashes off Alternate Harry's manly bits/Red rips out Alternate Ginny's entire womb/Old Parchie rips out Hermione's womb/Carrot Top slashes off Ron's manly bits and The torturers conjures a gigantic blender with a lid and multiplies the sinners bits by 242,000 times and places them within the blender and the sinners will feel phantom pains when their bits are being blended, and that is what will happen in their afterlifes if Harry and Ginny never marry each other. and If Ron and Hermione never marry each other and the same goes for whomever did marry ron and ginny or whomever married Harry and Hermione at the time as well, too. No ifs ands or butts about it, no escaping unless the original author created their own bad and good afterlives and since this always escapes their views, it follows the punishments of the canon wizarding world in other words follows jkr rowling's wizarding god so to speak and all. The author whom created the non-canon shipping coupling will also shall we say suffer the same punishment too. no ifs ands or butts about it when they die. that is what I believe.

So there you have the afterlife of every fanfiction author of the non canon shipping coupling ever, all i have to do is wait for 52 yrs before I die before i can sit back and watch their torture with a soda-pop in one hand and popcorn and ice cream in the other. I will be sitting back and laughing a the fanfiction author's idiocy for not realizing that they forgot to add another bad and good afterlives to their storys when they created non canon couplings. they will be torture by the wizarding god himself, known as Wizarding God or Ruler Anderson and his wife Ruleress Compton-Anderson. they will follow the same by lines of the above paragraph too as well. And sometimes, if the normal blending punishments they combine the blending punishment with stabbing the knife(daggers) or swords into the privates in the butt cheeks, cuts the face up until they are unrecognizable. Hopefully after 110 hell years, the fanfiction author's as well as the alternate characters would have learned their lessons by not getting together with whom they were supposed to be with based on the jkr rowling books series and based on the warner bros movies. There you have it. That is the afterlife in the wizarding hell, and all fanfiction authors who are non canon shipping fans will die, then they will wake up chain or shackled to the wizarding hell wall like I explained earlier and Ruler would come down from his high horse and proceed to torture the fanfiction author in question each and every time one of them dies, and bright side, most of them were alive in 1998, so he wouldn't have much to do until the earthly year reaches 2048, hopefully. The wizarding god's human half is living in this world while the muggle god's human half was apart of the jkr rowling books/warner bros. movie world. Just so you know. The wizarding god's human half wanted magic and he created a new earth and new him and the new him from the jkr world's world, didn't want anything to do with magic and so when he died, he created this world and all, so it is in a continuous cycle.