Disclaimer: I am not Stephanie Meyer, and thus, do not own twighlight, new moon, or eclipse.

A/N- Just a warning for those who did not read the summary: Bella does not act like herself. AT ALL. Oh, and please review! This is my first story, so I need support from my loving fans! (LOL)

Edward took in a deep breath. He turned to face jasper in the seat next to him.

"Nervous?" Jasper asked. Edward nodded.

"This is my first wedding." Jasper sighed.

"Listen," Jasper whispered, " I know that you're nervous now, but when you see your fiancé walking down that aisle…there's no other feeling like it." Edward turned to Emmett.

"Yeah. And even after the one…two…" he turned away for a second to count his fingers. "48 times I've wed Rosalie…"

"it never gets old." Jasper said knowingly. Emmett gave him a questioning look. "I was going to say that the communion bread still tastes weird." Jasper rolled his eyes and elbowed Emmett.

"Ow!" Emmett glared at Jasper.

" I more worried about the after party. I'm not much of a dancer." Edward sighed. Jasper stifled a laugh.

"Hey, no sweat. I only knew the tango at my after party, and I was fine." It was Emmett's turn to laugh.

"Yeah, that's why you spent the whole time hiding in the bathroom." Jasper folded his arms and turned away from Emmett.

Before anyone could argue more, the car pulled in the parking garage behind the church.

"Oh, right…Rosalie and Alice decided to stay away from you Edward. They don't want you to see Bella in her dress." Jasper quickly added as they got out of the Volvo. Edward rolled his eyes.

" I already saw her in it in Alice's mind."

"But in person, it's different!" Emmett insisted. Edward shrugged.

"If it's what Bella wants," he said.

The three of them walked into the church.

"Whoa!" Emmett said, gaping. The inside of the church was huge. A huge, crystal chandelier hung from the ceiling. Almost 10 stained glass windows lined the walls. 50 different pews lined each side, with a red carpeted aisle down the center.

"I told you Alice picked an appropriate church." Jasper shrugged.

"Appropriate for who? Bella and I just wanted to make it official, but…" Edward shook his head in disbelief. "I can only imagine how mad she was when she saw this."

"It's like a castle!" Bella shouted for the 17th time.

"I'm the princess, Edward's the prince, and you're my maids!" Alice laughed, glad to see Bella so happy.

"All that's missing are the bunnies that need to be released when I enter." Bella frowned.

"Oh, right." Alice replied, checking the pink clipboard she was carrying around. "Those are coming in around two." Bella sighed.

"But that's only an hour until the wedding." Alice patted her shoulder. "I'd let you see Edward…but the bride's not supposed to see the groom before the wedding." Bella shrugged.

"Whatev."

"So…you don't want to see him?" Alice asked curiously.

"I need to get ready…" Bella replied wistfully. "Wait!" Her head jolted up suddenly. "Where are my mahogany trees for the altar?" Alice groaned and smacked her head against her clipboard.

" I forgot them!" Alice groaned. Rosalie spoke suddenly from where she was adjusting Bella's wedding dress.

"No sweat. When Emmett and I were married…he forgot the little pink bows that go on the end of the pews." Alice shuddered. Nothing worse then forgetting the bows. Rosalie stood up and rushed outside.

Bella looked at herself in the mirror and yelped.

"Calm down, Bella." Alice said. "You'll be ok. You'll be fine," she added as she patted her back.

" I look so fat though! And this make-up doesn't bring out the light in my eyes!" Bella shouted. "I can not have a wedding without my brown slash hazel nut specks showing in my eyes!" She groaned loudly. Alice patted her back wistfully. She remembered her first wedding. The raisins got mixed in with the peanuts, she stepped on Jasper's feet up-teen times, and her wedding dress got ripped in back. Plus, Jasper spent the whole time hiding in the bathroom for some reason…oh, well.

"It'll be ok, Bella." Alice said softly.

"Wait!" Rosalie rushed in carrying an emergency make-up kit. "I found the ultimate lip gloss for Bella!" She held up a Victoria's secret "Open Invitation" lip gloss tube.

"Oh, Rosalie, you're a life saver!" Bella sighed.

" I know," Rosalie smiled. After Alice and Rosalie finished Bella's make-up, it was hard to believe that she wasn't already a vampire.

"Umm…Alice?" Bella asked suddenly.

"Yeah?" Alice turned to her worriedly.

"I was wondering…I kind of have this dress that I wanted to wear instead of this one." Alice nodded.

"Oh right … because Edward saw the other one." Bella started to say something, then stopped.

"Erm…right. Definitely. Yeah." Alice raised an eyebrow, but said nothing else. She trusted Bella's judgment…well…not really. But it was Bella's wedding.

"Oh my gosh!" Bella exclaimed. "It's almost two! You better go and get the bunnies." Alice nodded seriously.

"I'll do what I can." Rosalie left with Alice a few seconds later.

Bella let a smile flow over her face as she knelt down to the bottom of the wardrobe. The dress was hung very loosely on the rack…but it looked so different on her! She climbed into it and zippered it up the back. She hoped that no one would see her in this before the actual wedding. That was why she picked her dressing room to be directly behind the sanctuary.

She walked over to the mirror and smiled. This dress was to sexy for words. She couldn't wait for Edward to see her in it.

Edward stood impatiently waiting for Alice to finish her list of complaints and things to remember.

"…so just remember to tilt your head to the left when you kiss. And right foot goes first. Oh…straighten your tie." Alice reached up to adjust the tied knot. She skimmed her eyes over her pink clipboard.

"And…I think that's all. Rosalie? You have anything to add to that?" Rosalie shrugged.

"You've got a little…smudge…" She indicated towards her lip. Edward glared at her.

"It's a mustache." Alice put on a disgusted expression.

"Ew." she looked at Rosalie, and Rosalie shook her head.

"No, no. It has to go."

"But-" Edward started to complain.

" No! No. It's going. Bye-bye mustache." She gave a quick wave. Edward groaned.

"I stop shaving for 3 days and suddenly I'm on probation." Rosalie slapped both hands and the table and hissed,

"You have 45 minutes until your bride walks up-" she pointed towards the two grand doors at the entrance-"that aisle. So I suggest you listen to what we say if you want to impress her." Edward gave some un-friendly sounding grumbles before walking off down the aisle to the men's room.

Rosalie rolled her eyes.

"Alright, who's next?" Alice motioned for the next people in line to come up to the probation table.

"No, no…that orange does not look good with the color of pink you've chosen…and…you look like you've just came from a funeral." Rosalie looked at Alice. This going to take a while.

"Hey kiddo!" Charlie exclaimed when he saw Alice hurrying up the aisle.

"Hey Charlie!" She smiled. "I need you to stand here-" she moved him to the right of the door and then fixed the undone button of his shirt. "There! Good to go!" She sighed.

"So when is Bella coming out?" He asked, stretching to see if Bella was somewhere in sight.

"Umm…" Alice checked her watch. " Ten point five minutes." Charlie looked at her for a second.

"Could I maybe go see her now? She must be pretty nervous…" he tried to sidestep Alice to go into the Bride's Room. She grabbed his arm and shook her head.

"No one is allowed to see her until she comes out for her big walk down the aisle." Charlie sighed. He leaned back against the door frame.

"Whoa, there Charlie!" She pulled him off the door. "Father of the Bride is required to stand at attention in this position with hand ready for his daughter." She nodded approvingly at him, then hurried down the aisle again. Charlie watched her go. That girl was definitely not a procrastinator.