Weird Justus and a Mission

Rewrote by Deadly Kiwi ish Better

In the Akatsuki Base…

"Hidan, my office now!" yelled Pein, his voice booming throughout the
base.

"What did you do now?" asked Kakuzu, raising a brow.

"How the fuck would I now?" Hidan snapped, glaring at Kakuzu.

"You should now because you're the one in trouble!" shouted Kakuzu,
pointing at him.

"Whatever..," muttered Hidan in a childish tone as he left Kakuzu and his
room.

Hidan walked into Pein's office with a sour look on his face as he grumbled
swear words to himself about how much of a pain in the ass Pein was all the
time. After a few moments of standing outside Pein's door, just to make him
wait, he walked in and was soon pinned to the wall.

"What the fuck?!" Hidan shouted, taking up a defensive pose as his arms
were pulled away from his torso.

"Shush Hidan, I just need to do a little experiment on you," Pein grinned
evilly, a malicious glint in his eye as his hands glowed and he put them over
Hidan's stomach. "Kainin no jutsu!" Pein watched as Hidan fell to the ground
holding his stomach, an evil chuckle leaving him, "Now, that wasn't so bad,
was it now?"

"Fuck you!" Hidan grunted, giving him the finger.

After Hidan had woken up after passing out, he found himself in his and
Kakuzu's room, on his bed.

"Ughh," Hidan groaned, his stomach bruised and sore

"What is it Hidan?" Kakuzu asked, walking over to him.

"My stomach is as sore as fucking hell!" Hidan complained, holding his stomach
lightly.

"Then let me see," Kakuzu commented, after examining it, "Hmm, that's
a really bad bruise so let me get a heat pad for that."

"Thanks," Hidan acknowledged after the heat pad had been applied.

"Now come on, we have a mission in an hour so get packing and where did you
get that bruise?" Kakuzu questioned, raising a brow the slightest.

"Well, you won't believe this but leader did this weird jutsu and then I
fucking passed out!" Hidan babbled, flinging his arms this way and that way.

"That's something! Well, we better not ask him about it because if would
have told you if wanted you to know what that jutsu did," Kakuzu explained,
shrugging his shoulders.

"Okay," said Hidan, still somewhat confused.

"Oh, and we better not tell the others about this," Kakuzu stated in his
rough monotone voice.

"Why shouldn't we tell the others?" asked a slightly baffled Hidan.

"Because if he wanted them to know he would have told them!" exclaimed a
very irritated Kakuzu, "Now get packing to leave!"

"Alright, alright!" Hidan huffed as he started packing.

After a long day of traveling they both found their way to a cheap hotel and
after much complaining, Kakuzu decided to stay the night.

"Alright, let me see that bruise," Kakuzu ordered, pushing Hidan against
the bed.

"Okay," Hidan sighed as he laid down on the bed so Kakuzu could look at
the bruise.

"It's better than before," Kakuzu stated as he ran his fingers over the
bruise.

"Thanks," murmured Hidan as he kissed Kakuzu deeply which quickly became
more heated.

In the morning, Hidan and Kakuzu woke from a rough night.

"Now come on and get ready, we need to get this mission done already,"
Kakuzu muttered, pushing Hidan out of bed.

"Whatever," grumbled Hidan, as he got up.

Two days went by and Hidan was asleep on his bed at the base when Kakuzu came
and woke him up.

"Hidan, wake up!" yelled Kakuzu, "There's a meeting!"

"Fine," Hidan muttered, suddenly running to the bathroom and throwing
up.

"Hidan!" shouted a concerned Kakuzu as he ran over to him.

Rewrote by Deadly Kiwi ish Better