Namine: Well I know I should be working on Ball and stuff but I can't think of a good start
Kiba: So you decide to do this… What is this anyways?
Namine: If you read the title you'd know it's a 42 Ways To Annoy Sakura fic
Angel and Aki: You really hate her huh?!?!
Namine: YES, WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS, YES!!!!
Manda: Namine or any of us don't own Naruto or else Temari wouldn't try to take Shika away from Ino so often. Yes you guys know what I'm talking about, when she's being a flirty little slut and whore trying to get Shika's attention trying to make him-
Angel: Ok Manda I think they get it… ON WITH THE STORY... or in Namine's case Sakura bashing.
1) Keep calling her Forehead Girl over and over again
2) Show her SasuTema fics on fanfiction
3) Throw her into a Sakura hater's convention
4) Watch her get beaten by Sakura haters
5) Laugh at her pain
6) Throw her in a Sasuke Fangirl Convention
7) Watch the Fangirls attack her trying to get information about Sasuke out of her
8) Watch her squirm
9) Laugh at her pain some more
10) Show her SasuIno Deviantart's ( A/N Ok I know this is mainly torture to Ino but it would piss Sakura off to no end to look at)
11) Watch as she goes to kill Ino
12) Pull Ino out of the way before she gets hit
13) Laugh as Sakura gets really pissed at you
14) Tell her Sasuke's Orochimaru's Bitch
15) Laugh when she denies it while crying
16) Show her a picture of Sasuke being Orochimaru's bitch
17) Laugh as she screams and starts twitching and saying she's blind from the picture
18) Show her LeeSaku Fanfictions/Deviantarts
19) Again laugh as she screams and starts twitching and saying she's blind from the picture and the fanfics
20) Call her Hitai-san over and over again (A/N It means Mrs. Forehead… I know it's like number 1 but I still think it's funny)
21) Make her listen to Lee and Gai talk about youth and all the youthfulness of Spring and love
22) Yet again laugh at her pain
23) Make her teach a sex ed class to 6th graders
24) Watch her try and explain sex to them
25) Watch as she is pelted by food and garbage because of how bad she was at explaining sex to the little 11/12 year olds
26) And yet again laugh at her pain
27) Tell her Gaara's coming to kill her
28) Watch as she goes into total freak out mode and runs around in circles until she gets dizzy
29) Laugh as she falls from being dizzy
30) Watch as she gets up and tries to walk
31) Watch as she soon runs in to a wall because she's so dizzy
32) And for another time laugh at her pain
33) Sick Chocolate Covered Cats on her telling the cats it's her fault that they're covered in chocolate (A/N Ok it's Chouji's moms fault because she through it out the window… yes I'm advertising my friends story.. Go read Stupid Email and all the other funny fics by Angelgirl18647 now go… lets get back to the story now… Chocolate covered cats belong to Angelgirl18647 and Manda and not me… Ok… Now on with the story.)
34) Watch her get attacked by the cats
35) Watch her suffer
36) And for yet another time we get to laugh at her pain
37) Tell her Sasuke died
38) Watch her cry until she sees Sasuke walking down the street towards Naruto
39) Push Sasuke and make him and Sasuke kiss (A/N SQUEE YAOI so kawaii)
40) Watch Sakura twitch while you laugh (AGAIN)
41) Play Toy Box: Tarzan and Jane near her all day
42) Do this whole list in one day
Namine: That was really fun to do… and I did it without inspiration besides my pure hatred for Sakura
Angel: Ok no fair how dare you do this without my help
Namine: You weren't on or else I would have asked… SORRY ANGEL-SAMA…
Anger: It's ok Nam
Namine: Yay
Manda and Aki: REVIEW!!!!!