Greg was swagger walking down the street. He was doing this funky method of movement because he had just bought a star to impress his waifu, Holly Hills. However, while he was walking, he noticed something lodged in the sidewalk. It appeared to be a black, rounded square with a red turtle face on it.
"WTF who left this shitty carpet on the swagwalk?", said Greg.
Greg decided that he didn't give a shit and decided to just walk over it. Rookie mistake. Once Greg stepped on the space, a large turtle and a smaller version of him fell from the sky.
"Bwahahahaha! You shouldn't have landed on that Bowser Space, buddy!", said Bowser, "Mini Bowser, spin the Bowser Wheel!".
"Row row!", said Mini Bowser, "Can do, King Dad! Just don't take away my Mario action figure!".
"Only if you spin the wheel, my clone!", said Bowser.
"Alright, King Dad!", rowed Mini Bowser.
Mini Bowser spun the Bowser Wheel. It landed on "Take a Star".
"Bwahaha!", said Bowser, "Give me your star, buddy!".
"Fuck no fam this is my shit.", said Greg.
"Well, that's not how the game works!", said Bowser as he took the star, "Now, Mini Bowser, spin the wheel to decide who gets this star!".
"Can do, King Dad!", said Mini Bowser as he spun the wheel. The wheel landed on Rowley Jefferson, who was across the street.
"Alright, buddy, here's your star!", said Bowser.
Mini Bowser ran over to Rowley and gave him the star. Rowley then went up to Holly Hills and showed her the star. Holly Hills then hooked up with Rowley.
Greg got so mad he took out his pistol and shot Mini Bowser in the head, killing him. This mad Bowser so unbelievably mad that he torched Greg with his firey breath.
Bowser is still looking for a 1-Up for Mini Bowser, that's why he hasn't been seen since Mario Party 7.