vegeta vs jesus
it was a normal day for thenprince of sayisns vegeta... he was eating a breakwast when suddenly... he felt a huge power kevel appearing on the earth!
"what is this?" he shouted angruli. "i must investigate!"
so he flew to islam (its a cuntry in urop where jesus was born) and he saw a sexy tall bearded man with long hair... he was wearing long white roab and had a looong brown bread... it was jesus!
"Wtf jesus i thought youre ded! scremad vegito in shock"
"i came back from teh ded to cleanse the world" said christ in an epic way. "The wirld has fallen to sin and i must kiol everyone1!
"i willl not alow you to do thisssss!1 screamd vegetz when his hair turned blak and emo (cuz he wuzz not a supa sayiann but a MEGA sayin!) from anger "MEGA SAYIANN POWAH!"
"U ARE NOTHIGN AGENST TEH POWA OF GOD!11!" yelped jesus furiously in great anger. "HOLY FIST!" he shooted!
But teh atak was too slow for vegeto! he dogded it no problem. "hahaha iz dat alll u got?" sniggered veget and he poonchd jesus in teh head. BUT JESUS HAD SPIKES ON THEH HED AND VEGETO HURT HIZ FIST!
TEH POWA OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" YIELderd yesus truimelephantly! HOLY DIVER KICK!" AND HE KIKD VEGETI INTO THE GROIND MAKING A HUUUUUUGE CRATE!
"ouch said vegetto crying tearz of blud bcuz he wuz emo." not bad but can u take THIS! "KAMEEEEEE HAAAMMEEEE HUH!" and he shoit teh kamehameme into jesus!
WHAT! "SHOUTED VEGITA IN TREMENDOUS SHOCK!" how can u be still alive after THIS?"
you seee veget! - said jesus- "I might be a son of god... but i am also a vampire!"
"this cannot bee!1" esxclaimd vegett in extreme shock! how? wut?
"CROSS SMASH!" yelld christ and he smashd vegeto wit da cros! he flu into teh mountain and it expulded!
"I AM CHRIST THE REDEEMER!" shoutd jesus excitedly.
"Yeah? Redeem this!" and vegeto through an expired mcdonalds big mac voucher at jesus!
"huh? what?" askd jesus confusedlyu becuz hes frum 10000000 years ago and he duznt now mcdonolds. "I DUNT KNO what dis is but i'm lovin it!" he said happily. (a.n.: geddit?)
while jesuys was confusedly vegeto shoutd at jesus" GAAAAARRRRLIIIIICCCC GUUUUUUUUUN!"
and jesus shouted "ARRRRGHGHGHGGHGAAAARRRRLLLLLLLBBBBHHHHLLLLRRAAAAAAARGH!" as he turnd to doost bcuz garlick kilz vrompires.
vegete killed jesus and the wurld wos safe frum another donger.
TEH END