In the white castle where the prince of gondor lye's I whispered a sentence because he did not like me talking while he is resting which was wrong because it was very annoying. Then he spoke then spoke to me shouting "OK I WILL DO IT YOU PIECE OF NOTHING!" I was very annoyed so I went out his room and put TNT next to his door so when he open's it he will fell sorry for himself. One morning at 2am I heard a bang from upstairs, my plan had worked.
I went to a pub for a nice drink when this hairy beast asked me if I wanted anything so I said to him like I would like spaghetti so he got me it. A hour later he came with my meal then bits of his hairs went into my spaghetti I got very angry and said "GET RID OF THIS HAIRY BEAST", the man was pissed off I was angry the hairy nob tried to kill me so I ended this by showing a TNT to everybody so everyone can shut up moaning and screaming. 5 minuets later I walked outside in the dark holding my poison set of daggers then all of a sudden the hairy beast came outside and had a go at me by taking the Mick out of me, I walked away with 1 dagger. I went to the shire to meet my friends I haven't seen in a long time, (I wasn't a hobbit). I saw the face of my old friends smiling at me, then something very annoying came down from the sky, IT WAS NAZGULS I hated them annoying things they hurt my dam ears when they speak, there like a dam parrot so I fed them seeds from the shop nearby. Later on the shire was once again burning because of evil so I got my poison dagger, THEN I heard that very annoying noise, it was the nazguls talking, i thought it was a good idea to join the chat so I can shut there gob up so I threw my poison dagger at that very annoying NAZGUL and then it screamed Evan louder so I shot its bloody head with a rifle but that wasn't the only nazgul, there was loads so I went to the time machine and forced dr emmet brown to give me his gun when he went to the old west do he did then I shot him because Marty wouldn't shut his gob then afterwards I shot him too. I went back to the shire and shot every nazgul there was but It was too later, the shire was destroyed once again!
What is the point in saving a place for crying out loud, every time you get there you are going to need something don't you and your safe might be 500 miles but if you get the stuff in the safe then travel all the way back its just a waste.
The end!
Ps: if you see pippin and Barry, bring a gun or a electric fence over a object that is important because they could kill you, by just messing around.