Halloween? AGAIN?

by: Friend Of Darkness

+Instead of the traditional Halloween theme, "Jingle Bells" plays+

(Narrarator walks on the screen)(The narrarator is played by Mellisa Joan Hart)

Narrarator: OK, i've taken a break from the witch business to bring you this

overly stupid, and funny story!

(Man whips popcorn at her and nails her in the head)

Man: Down in front!

Narrarator: OW! I'm gonna put a spell on you!

Man: That's on your stupid TV show! Like you

could do that in reality!

(Akward silence)

Narrarator: Then i'll sick my talking cat on you! Ya bum!

(Her stupid talking cat jumps out at the man and rips apart his face)

Narrarator: Muahahahahaha!

(Michael walks out of the screan, and pushes her off the stage)

Narrarator: What the #$@#!?

(She lands on her neck, and dies instantly)

(Michael groans, and walks back into the screen, depressed)

(Loomis pops on to the screen out of nowhere)

Loomis: Whats a matter, honey!?

Michael: (in a baby voice) I wanted to use my wittle knife! WA! BOO HOO!

Loomis: Its ok...

(Michael stabs Loomis 30 times, and he dies)

Michael: Mikey fell betta...

(I have to add more, but I won't, unless I get good reviews!)

thank you, the author