This is my first fanfic! my name is mai, or you can call me by my pen name, i dont care. i allow any critism on my story,
cause i have lots of things i need to improve in my skills so please point out any flaws!
Disclaimer~i dont own fullmetal alchemist.
The warm air filtered through the window as it brang the scent of leaves. It was a hot September, and many military personnel were using paper to fan themselves.
One colonel, in fact, was slacking off and staring into space why fidgeting with his pen.
The other four were also slacking, havoc smoking his cigarette, breda eating his sandwich, falman was reading a magazine that was probably unpopular and full of words no one knows , and fuery was playing with black hayate.
"Lt. Havoc! Give me an estimate of when Hawkeye will be back from getting more paperwork!'' colonel mustang said.
"About seven minute's sir, we have some more time to rest from paperwork…'' havoc answered. He narrowed his eyes at mustang.
"Why are you looking at me like that havoc?''
"Well, I was stood up again last night sir!''
"Oh, mad because I got your girlfriend again? What can I say, im a magnet!
"You know, how would it feel having your girlfriend stolen?"
"I'd never know" mustang smirked when he said this.
"Belei9ve it or not mustang, there's probably already a man that's stealing your beloved lieutenant Hawkeye~'' havoc teased.
''She is no-!'' mustang thought for a moment then took a horrified gasp.
''YOUR RIGHT! ''
"I bet she has a date tonight'' havoc chuckled enjoying mustang's expression.
'' Okay, fuery!'' mustang ordered. Fuery stood up with an amused expression.
"Today after work I want you to stalk Hawkeye around till she goes home!''
'' WHA-WHAT?'' fuery shook in his boots; riza would probably see him then fly bullets into his shoulders…
''that is an order by your colonel!''
"What's an order?'' Hawkeye walked in, glaring at everyone who was slacking.
Quickly she shot bullet holes in falman's magazine, shot a sandwich out of Breda's hand, and let fuery sprint to his seat.
''oh Hawkeye! Why don't you take the rest of the day off! You get your paperwork done-''
''actually I just retrieved some more for me to take care of-''
"Falman will do it! And we'll finish ours" he smiled as honestly as he could to fend off riza's glare. Falman also started glaring at mustang.
''oh fine, but it better be done when I come in tomorrow morning'' she packed up her stuff and left with black hayate .
"biingo~'' the colonel smirked. ''Okay fuery go stalk Hawkeye! Tell me f any men try to approach my property!'' he sang in happiness while skipping back to his desk.
"Yes sir…'' fuery went and started walking around the corner to catch up to Hawkeye.
So far, Hawkeye had went into a convenience store, Fuery walked ten steps behind her while she went down the isles.
Hawkeye meanwhile had the perfect plan. Whatever reason fuery was following her,
She wanted him to be killed in boredom. She smirked to herself and found the juice section. "Oh! Why look, the orange juice is on sale!''
Fuery hid behind some cereal boxes sighing.
"hmm, I like this orange juice, but black hayate likes no pulp…Guess I should stand here for at least twenty minutes and decide on what to buy!'' she said happily.
Fuery groaned in boredom, he really couldn't wait till the day he could order people around.
~20 minutes later~
"She….she…is still looking at orange juice….'' Fuery was lying on the floor in tears of boredom.
''oh you know what, this is fifteen percent cheaper than that one, I think i'll get it~''
She said picking up a cart on to go to the register.
The cashier quickly scanned it and put it in a bag while saying the price.
"One sec let me look for my change!'' she took out her wallet and slowly skimmed it for change.
''she….is taking…forever to get ten cents out of her pocket….'' Fuery mumbled
~seven minutes later~
''here you go!'' she took out ten cents and left with an annoyed fuery following after.
"You know, I haven't bought clothing for my self in awhile!'' she went into a clothing store and went into the scarf section.
''oh, what a nice scarf…'' she said to herself.
"Maybe should buy these jeans. What do you think fuery?''
''what? Oh they would look cute on you-OHMYGAWDSHESAWME- ''
Hawkeye fired many rounds around his head.
''th-then she gave this mean glare to me and-!" fuery said bawling.
That night havoc had to comfort the poor man.