one day charmander was walking through the forest and saw a bunch of caterpies eating leaves. he thought about maybe stetting them on fire but they were cute and he was a nice guy so he diddnt and then he cuntinud through the forest. there were lots of pokemen in the forest and charmender loved them all. especially the other charmander and all of the sexy pikachus.
but then charmander saw something he had never seen befour. it was an ugly pokemon or what he tought was a pokemon. it looked like a pikachu but was samaller and had weird ears that luked like arrows or something gay like that. what the fuck is tat asked charmander and he ran up to the weird fake pikachu and started to yell at them. we are pichus said the faggots and charmander got really mad because they were not an original pokemon. but we can be pokemon too they said but charmander raned away and looked for some real pokemon.
he found two pikachus taking a bath in a pond and they were neked. charmander watched them for awhile but wen his tail got too hot he aprowched them and said hi pikachus i just saw something weird. it looked leik u but was different and i didnt like it. what should we do abot it. the pikachus looked at chermander and said that it was probably just a pichu and not to worry about it. charmender got mad again and started to breath fire on teh neked pikachus and chased them away.
sone after he found some weedles and cocuna and beedrill and told them about the weird pikachus and the bugs laughed at him and said there are no weird pikachus but charmander said they were nwe pokemon and the bugs said there were no new pokemon only the orignal one fiddy one. chaemender agreed but said that he relly did see something that was different and the bugs said that he had sen things so charmander burned the tree down and the weedles and kakunnas and bedrills all died.
so charmander went back to wehre he had seen the evil pikachu rippofs and they were not there. he knew he had seen them but he had to proof it, so he went out to make up a team to clense the forest of pokemon not part of the first genuration.