Please don't be mean this is my first fan fic ever so im sort of new this thing :) hope you like it, oh and this is before the second NMH. R.I.P. bishop

She was so nervous she never been on a date with someone she kind of admired. She was only a senor in high school and she's going out with Travis touchdown , she was happy and pissed at the same time.

"why did I say yes? I rather go out with fucken bishop than him." Across town another lost soul was worried about tonight, "hoe the fuck am I going to pay for diner tonight if that slut Sylvia stole the rest of my money and ran off! I only have like 200,000 Lbs left!" so Travis did what he always did in times of panic…. Called Bishop.

"Hello this is beef head video, Diane speaking,"

"hi Diane is bishop there? I need him, its Travis"

"Travis? You owe over ten movies! Plus bishop needs one of them for his own…. Personal time."

" yeah I know, just pass him the phone"

"Travis! Happy to know you didn't die yet, so what's with today?"

" I got a hot date tonight and I don't have a lot of money, so what do you think we should do?"

" I don't know, why don't you go to pizza butt. I think there prices are cheap…. So who's the lucky girl, is it doctor Naomi, Diane, or is it a guy?

"what the fuck, you've known since high school and you think im gay? I should come over there and fucking kill you."

Bishop remembering his fear of death, starts to shake. "there's a pizza butt near body slam beach, girls love shit like that, when are you going?'

"At 7""Go during sunset, plus your near the beach so take her for a walk"

"wow bishop since when are you a romantic expert?'

'it's a gift, and you never told me who it is."

"we meat in a ranking fight at her high school…"

"wait… high school?!? What the fuck?!?"

"hey she saved my life during the final rank so I kind of owe's me."

"well I can understand that, so what's her name?"

"Shinobu"

"Shinobu… I'd hate to get her mad"

Bishop thought to himself 'someone's gonna die tonight"

"try to have a good time"

"Wow, you didn't even mention your DVD's I thought that you would be….."

"what? Mad ? Come on Travis Im better than that"

"thanks"

After they hung up, bishop called Harvey and Sylvia about Travis's upcoming date with Shinobu, both sounded shocked and surprised. Bishop thought to himself 'this is what you get for messing up my personal time…. Damn it that was the only hotel erotica I had left too, plus he had to leave all the shitty ones too'

'Shinobu,' Sylvia thought to herself, 'Shinobu is fucking all of this up for me, how dare he think of some one other than me!' Sylvia then got ready too destroy Travis's chances of getting to 3rd base. Harvey was glad for his brother. 'wow I never thought the lad would pull it of, you know with all that otaku crap, I wonder is the chicks on drugs?' so Henry got him self suited up and went out. Back at Shinobu's….. "Fuck!!" as her arm fell on the floor, 'what the hell am I going to do now?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- end of chaper one