Authors note i had an idea to write a secert life story because i like the show and some people i know dont like it but i decided to write one because i think i have a good story to tell.

At the high school oen day that was a kind of warm day but still cool because iot was October Rickie came into the school. And all the girls turned around and locked at him because they heardh e was not dating Amy no more.

"oh wow its rickie" a girl said.

"I wonder why he and Amy broke up since they have a kid together do you think he cheated on her with someone else" another girl said.

"I dont know" the one girl from before said.

And then rickie gathered himself to his locker because he had to get all his books for his classers.

Then Madison and Loren came up to him because they thought he was hot and they dumped there boyfriends when they heard that heh ad dumped Amy.

"Rickie I was wondering if you wanted to go out tonight" Madison asked Rickie.

"No I wanted to know if you wanted to date me" Loren divided between them.

Rickie then fisted closed his locker because he was mad at all the girls who wanted to date him.

"No I dont want either of you go away right now"

"What do you mean you dont want to date us" Madison and Loren gobbled.

"I am seeing someone else now someone who understands me because I am messed up and I have a kid and you dont get me like the someone I am seeing gets me"

Rickie walked off really really fast cuz he dont want to hear Madison and Loren talking about his new misterous girlfriend.

Then amy and ashlee and adrean all went to the locker that he was at but not at anymore because he had already left before he got there.

"Amy I am pregnant" Ashlee said.

Amy and adrean made there eyes real big when they heard news and their mouths were at the floor

"what is that" amy exaspered.

"I got pregnant from my gay boyfriend because I was lonely because rickie didnt want to have sex"

"oh no now were all pregnant" adrean horrored.

"not me anymore I had a kid remember john" amy sad with smile.

"I hate you amy" adrean said and huffed off fastly.

Then the whole school was looking at rickie cus they were mad at hi mfor makeing ashlee pregnant.

"I didnt get anyone else pregeant this time" rickie funnyed at all the stupid girls.

"but you said you had a new girlfriend now you gonna get her pregnant to" the girls said back to rickie.

"no cus my new girlfriend is not a girl" rickie explained.

The whole school screamed cus they thought rickie was gay even though he wasnt.

"oh no you cant be gay we had tons of sex" adrean denialed hard.

"I am not gay either" rickie said.

"then what" grace asked

"I am absinint now I use my hand" rickie said again.

Girls were in lots of shock when they herd that rickie did not need them no more because he used his hand.

"I can have all the sex I want and not get any of you pregnant. Ha ha"

And the girls were mad because rickie was dating his hand. Then another girl went and got pregnant because she was jealous.

The end?