A/N: Well this is another crazy fic from the bored mind of me. Co-written by "A class superior". All her bits are in italics. Oh, and they make a LOT more sense.
Disclaimer: I don't own lotr *sob*, but I can still do this! *runs up to Orlando Bloom, kicks him in the shin and runs away, laughing hysterically*
Hello, hello, I'm here to tell you about my life…as you probably know, I went with the fellowship on a veeeeeeeery dangerous mission- to DESTROY the ring. What you probably don't know is that on the trip, I REALLY messed up my hair…..I mean the journey messed up my hair. Of course, I brought a brush along, but Aragorn wanted to see what it was and used it to brush HIS hair. You and I both know that it wouldn't have been strong enough for that. And it broke.
Ah, all that looooooooooooooooong time without my hairbrush. The cold weather, the harsh terrain, oh, how I wished I had neat hair. But that just wasn't reality.
Imagine how glad I was when the long journey was over- and also how shocked I was when I took a look at myself in the mirror. I was FILTHY. My hair was all tangled. And I'll admit that I had a good cry. Then I fell over and realised that I had hair growing out of my knees. And it was filthy tooooooooooooooooo!! Well this totally depressed me, so I went searching for someone to cheer me up. The first person I saw was Aragorn. And he STILL had my hairbrush stuck in his hair. So of course I started laughing hysterically. I mean, the man had a HAIRBRUSH stuck in his hair! How was I supposed to know that all elves suffered from "laughingus fishius"?! So then I turned into a fish coz I was laughing too much. And so now I'm swimming in the fish pond, wishing there was a universally spoken fish language so I could ask the way to the nearest clinic-I mean hairdressers.
But at that time, a fish came up to me and spoke to me in elvish! OMG! An elvish me! Actually, the fish was really Arwen and she got laughingus fishius as well! She laughed because her father's paints fell down. I don't see what's so funny about that.
Anyway, she told me there was a hairdresser's nearby. YAY! Well that was lucky because all this water was making my hair go all mouldy. So I swam to the hairdressers and got my hair all normalised. :)! And then I saw a poster on the wall asking for new hairdressers. Well I figured I should do my bit for the fish community and help the poor people who are not as privileged with hair skills as I. So I went up to the front desk and asked about the job. The veeeeeery pretty lady fish (though not as pretty as me) said that I could take it. YAY! I was so excited all my hairs were sticking up!