Okay, my friend, Stripe, started this one...so don't blame me if I helped her along! This is a very odd fic...it goes from humour to romance to...well...we haven't gotten that far yet. But, I will say that this is very very very very very very very very interesting!
Thanks again! Please R&R!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the Harry Potter characters. J. K. Rowling is their creator (applause, applause!). Erin, Katelyn, Kasey, and Emily are real people. I have their permission for me (and my colleagues) to use them in any stories.
Please R&R!!!! thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!!!!!
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Part 1
Voldemort: Muahahahaha!!! I have you now! Roll call!!
Harry: Ouch, that hurt.
Ron: Mummy!
Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George.
Kasey: Great, two to run from.
Katelyn: Ha, ha!
Emily: I smell carnations!
Erin: Buzz off Em!
George: Here, Stripe, c'mon, kitty...
Voldemort: End roll call! Now, can any of you tell us who you're here?
Kasey: Oh! I KNOW!! PICK ME!!! PLEASE!!!
Erin: (smacks her upside head) Well, duh, he's gonna kill us. The big deal is?
Voldie: WRONG!! You must read bad ficcies! Now into the theater.
Kasey: YEAH!!!!! (Skips into theater).
George: WAIT FOR ME!!!
Everybody else: groan (Everyone comes in and takes seat. Small tiger runs across everybody's laps. George dives, landing on Ron.)
Ron: GEOFF!!!
George: Got ya, Stripe! (Stripe changes)
Voldie: SIT DOWN!!!
Harry: Temper!
(Words appear on screen).
Once upon a time there was a rich stuck up kid...HARRY POTTER!!!!
Hermione: Enough exclamation points?
Voldie: No. [By this time, I hope you know Voldie is Voldemort].
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When HARRY POTTER was five, he beat up his poor, unfavored cousin, Dudley.
Harry: Actually, it's the other way around.
Poor Dudley didn't no that HARRY POTTER was a baaaad boy.
Katelyn: And I thought Kasey couldn't spell.
Voldie: You think?
Erin: Thought.
Emily: Maybe when she was two.
Katelyn: SHUT UP!!!
So Dudley lerned his leson and that's The End.
(Lights come up)
Katelyn: Kasey hasn't commented this whole time. I'm surprised.
Erin: I'm not, look in the corner.
All girls: Awww...
All guys: Gross!
George: Ouch! What was that for?
Kasey: You know.
George: Oh, this...
Voldie: INTERMISSION!!!