A/N: So I read this one fanfic that was supposedly a "trollfic" and I couldn't comprehend what was going on in half of it. Oh great now I sound like Dipper. Anyways, so I wanna try to make a "trollfic" of my own now. Take a good, long look at this A/N and Disclaimer cause this will be the last good grammar you'll see for this.
DISCLAIMER: Gravity Falls and its characters belong to Alex Hirsch.
Ti aws a wunderfoll yad ni Gtavir Lsfla nad Dipeper aws gotted pu fmor ebd to go ated BREAKFSTA wthi Mbael downstiasr.
Mbael aws holded Walddes wlih drinkngi Mbael Juish. "Gud mroning Mbael." Dipeper sayed wihle hodling deh Juornal.
Mbael luked ta imh with gib eis. "O MAI GAWD DIPEPER YOU VAHE A CRSHU NO PACFCAI!?" she shreeked. Dipeper aws cofnused becuz eh did ton yas anyting abuot Pacfcai. Mbael dailde Pacfcai's NUMBRE and Pacfcai anserwed.
"Hlleo Mbael? Y r yuo calling meh?"
"PACFCAI DIPEPER SAH A CRSHU ON YOU!"
Dipeper gupled. Wihle he d'int vahe a cruhs on Pacfcai, eh aws worrehd on wat outcemo wud eb.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Oh, yeah, and random plot I know but I was ? Well, here's a translated, more sensible version:
It was a wonderful day in Gravity Falls and Dipper got up from bed to go eat breakfast with Mabel downstairs.
Mabel was holding Waddles while drinking Mabel Juice. "Good morning, Mabel." Dipper said while clutching the Journal.
Mabel looked at him with big eyes. "OH MY GOD, DIPPER! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON PACIFICA?!" she shrieked. Dipper was confused because he did not say anything about Pacifica. Mabel dialed Pacifica's number and Pacifica answered.
"Hello Mabel? Why are you calling me?"
"PACIFICA DIPPER HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!"
Dipper gulped. While he didn't have a crush on Pacifica he was worried on what the outcome would be.
Ugh, my brain hurts.