Eragon was in the forsest with the dragon. When he found a sword! There wasn't the cutting part but the handle instead
"This looks like good sword to use against the king whose evil" said Eragon and he pickied the sword up
And then a big light came on the topof the sword! IT WAS A LIGHTSABER
"This laser sword is fantastic!:" yelled Eragon and he cut the tree through with the lightsaber. And it cought fire and fell down! Because he cut it in half "HOLY SHIT"
"Now we kill the king" said the dragon
But then THE BUG DUDE (from the movie) jumped out at him!
"I'LL EAT YOU BITCH YOU'RE TENDER MEAT" said the bug dude! so Eragon thre w the sword at the bug guy and he exploded lieke the bug guys in the movie did! And bugs went everywhere
"What a mess but now the plants will have lots of insects to be their slaves and make a plant kingdom" said Eragon.
But then the BIG COCKROACH CAME FORM THE BUG GUY and it spat out the sunglasses from last guy it ate.
"Fool eragon you wanted to fight a man but you found a GOD" it said!
To be continued?