Where Are They Now?
by: Aesa Bast
With the cancellation of Invader ZIM, what would the characters be doing if they were actors? Don't flame me just because you want to bomb Nick Studios... in fact, I've heard from certain websites (such as InvaderJhonen) that Jhonen Vasquez himself no longer wanted to work on the show. In a way, I can understand, since I've done my share of computer animation, and let me tell you it's a bitch... and the stories they give of the show eating into all his time. I suppose then, that bombing Nick Studios isn't enough... we're going to have to kidnap Vasquez, tie him down, and force him to continue working on ZIM, using only his nose... or something... until that day, here are some of my ideas (and yes, I know they're short) of what some of the characters from Invader ZIM are doing now. I'd love to hear your suggestions on what else they could do, or what characters I haven't mentioned are doing.
ZIM: Working on advertisements for Pine-Sol - "the stink of clean".
G. I. R.: Has become a new MTV VJ, replacing Carson Daly.
Dib: Has finally gained recognition through his best-selling book, "Alternate Dimensions, Aliens, and Mallrats".
Gaz: Enjoying her new job as video game tester... as much as she enjoys anything.
The Almighty Tallest: Have gone into early retirement and are currently sharing an apartment with me, the author.
Prof. Membrane: The latest to become an announcer for the show Battlebots.
Ms. Bitters: Has become a couples therapist.
Keef: Started a new show on Animal Planet, where he frequently gets mauled by squirrels and moose
for the enjoyment of the viewing audience.
Torque: Has become a professional wrestler.
Robot Mom: Has become a massage therapist
Robot Dad: Has joined the River Dance group.
Killer Squirrel: Balancing careers of postal delivery squirrel and radio DJ.
by: Aesa Bast
With the cancellation of Invader ZIM, what would the characters be doing if they were actors? Don't flame me just because you want to bomb Nick Studios... in fact, I've heard from certain websites (such as InvaderJhonen) that Jhonen Vasquez himself no longer wanted to work on the show. In a way, I can understand, since I've done my share of computer animation, and let me tell you it's a bitch... and the stories they give of the show eating into all his time. I suppose then, that bombing Nick Studios isn't enough... we're going to have to kidnap Vasquez, tie him down, and force him to continue working on ZIM, using only his nose... or something... until that day, here are some of my ideas (and yes, I know they're short) of what some of the characters from Invader ZIM are doing now. I'd love to hear your suggestions on what else they could do, or what characters I haven't mentioned are doing.
ZIM: Working on advertisements for Pine-Sol - "the stink of clean".
G. I. R.: Has become a new MTV VJ, replacing Carson Daly.
Dib: Has finally gained recognition through his best-selling book, "Alternate Dimensions, Aliens, and Mallrats".
Gaz: Enjoying her new job as video game tester... as much as she enjoys anything.
The Almighty Tallest: Have gone into early retirement and are currently sharing an apartment with me, the author.
Prof. Membrane: The latest to become an announcer for the show Battlebots.
Ms. Bitters: Has become a couples therapist.
Keef: Started a new show on Animal Planet, where he frequently gets mauled by squirrels and moose
for the enjoyment of the viewing audience.
Torque: Has become a professional wrestler.
Robot Mom: Has become a massage therapist
Robot Dad: Has joined the River Dance group.
Killer Squirrel: Balancing careers of postal delivery squirrel and radio DJ.